The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20912. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 81.17 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 20913. | Meet (meet27) | 81.17 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 20914. | Tozu (tozu) | 81.17 | 95% | 2018-06-19 |
| 20915. | Deron (derontypistpianoplayer) | 81.17 | 96% | 2012-01-05 |
| 20916. | Marcus (muneson) | 81.17 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 20917. | Nat (ngg4) | 81.16 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 20918. | haaa (h505) | 81.16 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 20919. | HowToTypin9 (supergodnes) | 81.16 | 96% | 2021-10-02 |
| 20920. | Ach (achslayr) | 81.16 | 97% | 2021-02-20 |
| 20921. | Alywin (sylvin) | 81.16 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 20922. | Dang (big_worm) | 81.16 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 20923. | Mike (mhaimowitz) | 81.16 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
| 20924. | Erik (eglimpse) | 81.16 | 97% | 2012-01-12 |
| 20925. | Arnoldo (iarnoldo) | 81.16 | 95% | 2014-12-27 |
| 20926. | Per (lakeyour) | 81.16 | 92% | 2013-05-16 |
| 20927. | sjorn (sjorn) | 81.16 | 98% | 2016-06-13 |
| 20928. | Desmond (desmond27) | 81.15 | 95% | 2016-05-26 |
| 20929. | Jay (icytides) | 81.15 | 95% | 2016-04-28 |
| 20930. | badprogrammer (nw20141) | 81.15 | 96.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 20931. | handsoap (paprikachu) | 81.15 | 97% | 2018-03-17 |
| 20932. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 81.15 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 20933. | Sebastian (senisch) | 81.15 | 88% | 2015-10-08 |
| 20934. | linh (walkman) | 81.15 | 93% | 2012-01-14 |
| 20935. | Nancy (ladysarissa) | 81.15 | 96% | 2014-07-31 |
| 20936. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 81.14 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 20937. | I once bought a jackass and... | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 20938. | Splonk (splonk) | 81.14 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 20939. | tim (timosoa) | 81.14 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 20940. | Sarah (sarahs) | 81.14 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 20941. | Rb (rbzgod) | 81.13 | 97.4% | 2023-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |