So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18744. | King M - The King Rules....... | 70.21 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 18745. | dare (dare) | 70.21 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| 18746. | Frederik (kungfu15447) | 70.20 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 18747. | Nihilum (nihillum) | 70.20 | 99% | 2022-02-16 |
| 18748. | Carmen (carm) | 70.20 | 84% | 2011-05-21 |
| 18749. | Azamat (mrnull) | 70.20 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 18750. | Anton (toastyengineer) | 70.20 | 95% | 2013-03-19 |
| 18751. | Paper (paper_) | 70.20 | 99% | 2019-03-29 |
| 18752. | Joshua (sokubaku) | 70.20 | 97% | 2015-10-30 |
| 18753. | Paul (paulg2k_csgo) | 70.19 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 18754. | Mush (mushjonaz) | 70.19 | 94% | 2015-11-20 |
| 18755. | m3rky (m3rky100) | 70.19 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 18756. | Facebook me @ (honnyhonny) | 70.19 | 98% | 2018-04-25 |
| 18757. | dreamisdream (strongwind88) | 70.19 | 96% | 2013-01-07 |
| 18758. | anatoly (popovanatoly) | 70.19 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 18759. | civi (civi) | 70.19 | 95% | 2016-11-12 |
| 18760. | Tanver (tanver016) | 70.18 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 18761. | Spencer (badgermanv2) | 70.18 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 18762. | Oscar (nacl322) | 70.18 | 95% | 2017-11-26 |
| 18763. | Chitraketu (alpha1321) | 70.18 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 18764. | Gabe (gabe90) | 70.18 | 93% | 2016-05-24 |
| 18765. | linh (walkman) | 70.18 | 92% | 2012-01-03 |
| 18766. | ken (tkn1) | 70.18 | 97% | 2014-08-08 |
| 18767. | Savana (ssantos) | 70.18 | 94% | 2015-04-30 |
| 18768. | OldMcFarlane (oldmcfarlane) | 70.18 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 18769. | delilah18 (delilah18) | 70.18 | — | 2010-11-27 |
| 18770. | Hello (neitrui) | 70.17 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 18771. | olololololol (pelel) | 70.17 | 95% | 2022-05-02 |
| 18772. | Jose (jmagcalas) | 70.17 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 18773. | martin (martin642) | 70.17 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |