I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5502. | Raphael C (AISHK) (raphyy) | 98.25 | 93% | 2015-07-23 |
| 5503. | Fyreball12 (bilzzard15) | 98.25 | 97% | 2017-01-14 |
| 5504. | binbin (atg19) | 98.25 | 89% | 2016-04-28 |
| 5505. | Ethan (manao) | 98.23 | 86% | 2015-05-15 |
| 5506. | Petar (petar030) | 98.23 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 5507. | touch grass (midca) | 98.23 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 5508. | (incorrigible) | 98.23 | 99% | 2018-12-13 |
| 5509. | Kasandra (kassie_j21) | 98.22 | 98% | 2024-07-01 |
| 5510. | Daan (thispony) | 98.22 | 98.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 5511. | From the river to the sea (... | 98.22 | 98.2% | 2024-08-27 |
| 5512. | charlie (waterfowll) | 98.21 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 5513. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 98.21 | 99% | 2017-12-19 |
| 5514. | Cory B (siswiz203) | 98.21 | 95% | 2015-07-18 |
| 5515. | Delmo (guilledelmo) | 98.21 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 5516. | Chip (chaichip) | 98.20 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 5517. | Eric (darkday87) | 98.20 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 5518. | Tanner Petcovic (typegawdty... | 98.19 | 97.6% | 2025-01-11 |
| 5519. | Walker (walkerthehat) | 98.19 | 99% | 2022-08-10 |
| 5520. | Dek (treatyofversigh) | 98.18 | 95.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 5521. | Anton (antonbj3) | 98.18 | 91% | 2017-02-07 |
| 5522. | Mike (youerecar) | 98.17 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 5523. | sam (shoihvwoihbv3) | 98.16 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 5524. | bvnny🐇 (sillybvnny746) | 98.16 | 98.2% | 2024-01-11 |
| 5525. | Kaan (nkaant) | 98.16 | 98.2% | 2024-04-07 |
| 5526. | mingxuan (ubis) | 98.16 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 5527. | John (friendlyfirex) | 98.16 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
| 5528. | Ally (2_ally_) | 98.15 | 97.3% | 2024-09-08 |
| 5529. | Sanger (sanger) | 98.15 | 98% | 2020-03-21 |
| 5530. | Purple (purplemudkip7) | 98.13 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 5531. | Marek (ksydry) | 98.13 | 98% | 2017-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |