The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25944. | Anahi (unique_corn) | 61.80 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 25945. | (amaranth) | 61.80 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 25946. | (one_plus_one_equal_two) | 61.79 | 94% | 2023-01-23 |
| 25947. | (throwaway123456) | 61.79 | 95% | 2023-08-06 |
| 25948. | ilias (iliasnik21) | 61.79 | 92% | 2021-03-31 |
| 25949. | (kngrichard) | 61.79 | 96% | 2016-09-23 |
| 25950. | (raiyik) | 61.78 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 25951. | Sp (racer_23) | 61.78 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
| 25952. | (keikeicat) | 61.78 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 25953. | (beast2402) | 61.78 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
| 25954. | (alishabani) | 61.78 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 25955. | Ben (bojimicle) | 61.78 | 95% | 2021-01-28 |
| 25956. | (kveldulv) | 61.78 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 25957. | (begbie) | 61.78 | 88% | 2013-09-27 |
| 25958. | Youfu (zhangyoufu) | 61.78 | 94% | 2014-04-15 |
| 25959. | (little_bee) | 61.78 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 25960. | (social_scrub) | 61.77 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 25961. | (tryinghard2020) | 61.77 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 25962. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 61.77 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 25963. | (swampertx) | 61.77 | 90% | 2014-12-21 |
| 25964. | walker (walker0) | 61.77 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 25965. | (manish_singh) | 61.77 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 25966. | (poffio) | 61.77 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 25967. | (yopman) | 61.76 | 95% | 2021-12-04 |
| 25968. | (wackylooky) | 61.76 | 96.2% | 2023-09-07 |
| 25969. | (bigmajk) | 61.76 | 93% | 2011-08-02 |
| 25970. | (jordgubbssolero) | 61.76 | — | 2009-10-26 |
| 25971. | (shuaibabrar) | 61.75 | 95% | 2022-03-01 |
| 25972. | (themilkmann) | 61.75 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 25973. | (aboud124) | 61.75 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |