The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29860. | Josh (thefrownwillgetu) | 67.59 | 96% | 2016-04-04 |
| 29861. | Maciej (mac13k) | 67.59 | 95% | 2015-03-29 |
| 29862. | Max (maxdwolf) | 67.59 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 29863. | Hadi (alcatroz) | 67.58 | 91% | 2016-10-28 |
| 29864. | Masquerade (masq_uerade) | 67.58 | 95% | 2023-05-21 |
| 29865. | AJ (袁琎越) (ajyawn) | 67.58 | 89% | 2014-05-14 |
| 29866. | Stonem (dodger822) | 67.58 | 96% | 2016-10-06 |
| 29867. | Laskin (laskin) | 67.58 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 29868. | Alexander (typewriter802) | 67.58 | 94% | 2018-05-09 |
| 29869. | Rudolf (rudolf_hess) | 67.58 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| 29870. | badGenes (yeiyeiyeiyeiiyeii... | 67.57 | 98.3% | 2023-06-02 |
| 29871. | Andres (highmes) | 67.57 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 29872. | Nate (stealthydude100) | 67.57 | 95% | 2020-05-09 |
| 29873. | Gerard (venzdrake) | 67.57 | 94% | 2012-09-15 |
| 29874. | Furkan (sucukluyumurta) | 67.57 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 29875. | Fudance (fudance) | 67.57 | 92% | 2015-12-01 |
| 29876. | John (ironvag) | 67.56 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 29877. | Kutulan (walines) | 67.56 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 29878. | Fat Asian (robbx27) | 67.56 | 89% | 2014-01-27 |
| 29879. | Polar (polar_6275) | 67.55 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 29880. | Vardhan (vardhan_77) | 67.55 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 29881. | Edward (eduward0_) | 67.55 | 96.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 29882. | Kokis (kokis) | 67.55 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 29883. | skadri (skadri) | 67.55 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 29884. | Ocean (masayocean) | 67.55 | 98% | 2015-01-12 |
| 29885. | Fadil (mr_fadil48) | 67.54 | 95% | 2021-06-24 |
| 29886. | Fragobert (fragobert) | 67.54 | 93% | 2022-11-16 |
| 29887. | gaitonde (gaitonde) | 67.54 | 95% | 2021-12-12 |
| 29888. | Jose (totohideyomi) | 67.54 | 94% | 2022-04-04 |
| 29889. | dont worry about it (devshm... | 67.54 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |