The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2557. | Michael (banelove) | 63.30 | 98% | 2013-04-07 |
| 2558. | Matthew (malysitos) | 63.29 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 2559. | Isaac (isaacmoreno1) | 63.29 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 2560. | Jino (jinothomas) | 63.29 | 94% | 2012-07-30 |
| 2561. | Paul (paulgale) | 63.28 | 94% | 2013-02-28 |
| 2562. | Mamma (mammaracer) | 63.28 | 90% | 2012-12-04 |
| 2563. | Tim (ts00834811) | 63.28 | 94% | 2017-02-07 |
| 2564. | You (lokimonsta) | 63.28 | 96% | 2017-02-06 |
| 2565. | K (karthur) | 63.28 | 96% | 2014-03-17 |
| 2566. | Clumsy (dumpling) | 63.28 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 2567. | CodeArhat (codearhat) | 63.27 | 99% | 2021-03-21 |
| 2568. | Mastermind (shariq) | 63.27 | 94% | 2011-09-13 |
| 2569. | heclord (heclord) | 63.23 | 96% | 2013-10-31 |
| 2570. | Ben (ironlack) | 63.22 | 96% | 2015-01-16 |
| 2571. | Alice (alice_guo) | 63.22 | 95% | 2015-02-12 |
| 2572. | rey (rey_nhan) | 63.20 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 2573. | Iceman (icemaniv) | 63.19 | 98% | 2011-07-21 |
| 2574. | Alaks (alaksbeen) | 63.19 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 2575. | varun (waldon) | 63.19 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 2576. | tair (sohhab_001) | 63.19 | 94% | 2016-09-24 |
| 2577. | Harish (harishchinnaraj) | 63.19 | 97% | 2017-06-12 |
| 2578. | Steve (stevie169) | 63.18 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 2579. | Patrick Russel (datexe21) | 63.16 | 96% | 2019-11-23 |
| 2580. | WaisCool (tantul) | 63.16 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 2581. | Ready (wwillia4) | 63.15 | 90% | 2011-06-07 |
| 2582. | Ramzi (ramzi_) | 63.15 | 100% | 2014-04-07 |
| 2583. | Janc (psyy1234) | 63.15 | 97% | 2012-02-10 |
| 2584. | hector (hectoraki) | 63.14 | 100% | 2014-04-02 |
| 2585. | Spencer (innovize) | 63.13 | 89% | 2015-07-03 |
| 2586. | Sam (maedrescher) | 63.13 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |