The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15002. | Le Roux (meneerotterkopx2) | 79.77 | 96.4% | 2023-09-23 |
| 15003. | Ivan (ivanli08) | 79.77 | 99% | 2013-08-15 |
| 15004. | Chad (balphagor) | 79.76 | 92% | 2013-12-19 |
| 15005. | Shaobo (naruth_nova) | 79.76 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
| 15006. | Lion (yellowlion321) | 79.76 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| 15007. | Tato (mientefuego) | 79.76 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 15008. | Matti (d3_aston) | 79.76 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 15009. | Charlie (xharlie) | 79.75 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 15010. | Seb (defaultseb) | 79.75 | 95.9% | 2023-07-12 |
| 15011. | Alesy (alesyb) | 79.75 | 95% | 2015-01-04 |
| 15012. | SONIA (soniaa) | 79.75 | 92% | 2012-09-26 |
| 15013. | omaewamoushindeiru (darksch... | 79.75 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 15014. | Sudeep (alphacentria) | 79.75 | 98% | 2012-04-28 |
| 15015. | Isaac (isaackane) | 79.74 | 100% | 2023-09-15 |
| 15016. | Yu (yuritako) | 79.74 | 97% | 2013-01-29 |
| 15017. | sadbanana (sadbanana0) | 79.74 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 15018. | Asters (typer1typer) | 79.73 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 15019. | a (hanso345) | 79.73 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 15020. | Diego (mrcatisgod) | 79.73 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 15021. | D (waldenman) | 79.73 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 15022. | Jason (r_matey) | 79.72 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 15023. | KevsterAmp (kevsteramp) | 79.72 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 15024. | yesman (yesman9527) | 79.72 | 99% | 2021-09-01 |
| 15025. | iHDeveloper (ihdeveloper) | 79.72 | 95% | 2020-01-11 |
| 15026. | Noctis (toolame) | 79.72 | 92% | 2011-12-12 |
| 15027. | Spy (lightningspy) | 79.72 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 15028. | (.)(.) (lakshmanan456654) | 79.72 | 99% | 2015-01-08 |
| 15029. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 79.72 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 15030. | Abbie (cutekreme) | 79.72 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 15031. | Rikaine (rikaine) | 79.71 | 96% | 2015-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |