So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14727. | (arespi) | 76.45 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 14728. | (deeptth) | 76.45 | 98% | 2012-09-10 |
| 14729. | (fasai) | 76.45 | 90% | 2012-12-09 |
| 14730. | (erdogan) | 76.45 | 95% | 2015-12-03 |
| 14731. | (allmylife1021) | 76.45 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 14732. | (dadps) | 76.45 | 91% | 2015-06-25 |
| 14733. | (marsjo992) | 76.45 | 97% | 2011-12-01 |
| 14734. | (greghinton) | 76.45 | 94% | 2015-12-15 |
| 14735. | Klaüs (fangske) | 76.45 | 94% | 2014-09-25 |
| 14736. | (baddoodle) | 76.44 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 14737. | Dara (adoran) | 76.44 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 14738. | (aldrichamo) | 76.44 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14739. | (szesz) | 76.44 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 14740. | (npintaric) | 76.44 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
| 14741. | (mangaguy) | 76.44 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 14742. | rocky (_rock) | 76.44 | 95% | 2012-11-05 |
| 14743. | walid (walda) | 76.43 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 14744. | Dark (dark_byte) | 76.43 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 14745. | (ach3ron) | 76.43 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 14746. | (sidveed) | 76.43 | 96.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 14747. | (fabregastiti) | 76.43 | 91% | 2011-05-14 |
| 14748. | (algenhills) | 76.43 | 85% | 2016-01-24 |
| 14749. | iep (iebeaux) | 76.42 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 14750. | (lupovolk) | 76.42 | 97.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 14751. | (tukcker) | 76.42 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 14752. | (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) | 76.42 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 14753. | (thoughtprocess) | 76.42 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 14754. | (teenunicorn) | 76.42 | 95% | 2015-12-15 |
| 14755. | (jin168) | 76.42 | 99% | 2011-07-24 |
| 14756. | Matt (mattdowning91) | 76.41 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |