The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9671. | Catherine (clcornick) | 89.81 | 97% | 2012-03-05 |
| 9672. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 89.81 | 96.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 9673. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 89.81 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 9674. | (karguy4) | 89.80 | 99% | 2025-11-02 |
| 9675. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 89.80 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 9676. | jaunty (jaunty) | 89.80 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 9677. | HM (ace_pan) | 89.80 | 95% | 2012-05-30 |
| 9678. | Daniel (typerwiz) | 89.79 | 98% | 2025-10-27 |
| 9679. | manoj (manoj0792) | 89.79 | 96% | 2025-06-22 |
| 9680. | AB (ablah34) | 89.79 | 98% | 2024-07-19 |
| 9681. | Michael (mrk0508) | 89.79 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9682. | Zettavolt (zettavolt) | 89.79 | 98% | 2025-01-03 |
| 9683. | Nano (nanohezna) | 89.79 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 9684. | Matheus (mthsc) | 89.79 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| 9685. | anonymous :) (blingman271) | 89.79 | 95% | 2012-12-29 |
| 9686. | HRP❤ (ludacha) | 89.79 | 94% | 2012-04-09 |
| 9687. | David (tracer_rounder) | 89.78 | 95% | 2025-03-19 |
| 9688. | Kopryte (kopryte) | 89.78 | 97% | 2024-11-05 |
| 9689. | Ben (bburgess19) | 89.78 | 96.2% | 2023-12-26 |
| 9690. | waitwat (waitwat) | 89.78 | 93% | 2013-12-01 |
| 9691. | (records) | 89.77 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9692. | Yogender Singh Jadon (yogen... | 89.77 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 9693. | josh (josh1248) | 89.77 | 97.8% | 2024-03-09 |
| 9694. | Joseph (jdefalco95) | 89.77 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
| 9695. | RoyalFlush (royalflush21) | 89.77 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9696. | Emily (emibraille) | 89.77 | 96% | 2013-09-11 |
| 9697. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 89.77 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 9698. | Jayvin Wu (fbijayvin) | 89.76 | 95% | 2026-04-03 |
| 9699. | ihaveherpes (ihaveherpes) | 89.76 | 97% | 2025-05-09 |
| 9700. | Bob (bbobffrench) | 89.76 | 98% | 2025-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |