So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4076. | (djancak) | 102.13 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 4077. | (racecar56) | 102.13 | 96% | 2014-09-10 |
| 4078. | Gregory (pootis_spemcer) | 102.13 | 95% | 2013-03-16 |
| 4079. | (karlac) | 102.13 | — | 2009-09-12 |
| 4080. | (msplayer) | 102.12 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 4081. | (joyblack) | 102.12 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 4082. | (dvorakuser1987) | 102.12 | 97% | 2017-04-28 |
| 4083. | bj (beau9992) | 102.11 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
| 4084. | Sam (realsamxu) | 102.10 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 4085. | Anyaa (rennielauu) | 102.10 | 96% | 2015-05-08 |
| 4086. | (don786) | 102.10 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 4087. | (wiwiwiwill) | 102.09 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 4088. | (xxdeathcorexx) | 102.09 | 100% | 2012-10-19 |
| 4089. | Khix (khix) | 102.09 | 95% | 2014-12-16 |
| 4090. | (radmilo) | 102.08 | 100% | 2021-08-27 |
| 4091. | (contagion) | 102.07 | 97% | 2013-04-05 |
| 4092. | (nt_chill) | 102.05 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 4093. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 102.05 | 99% | 2019-12-30 |
| 4094. | (chubbypigs) | 102.05 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4095. | (wahing) | 102.05 | 98% | 2013-12-10 |
| 4096. | (elbow) | 102.05 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 4097. | (tanuj23) | 102.04 | 99% | 2022-10-25 |
| 4098. | (coleslaw0) | 102.03 | 94% | 2023-01-23 |
| 4099. | (fboi) | 102.03 | 99% | 2020-06-20 |
| 4100. | (prpranav) | 102.02 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 4101. | (loveniccolleleah) | 102.02 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 4102. | (lilshawnb) | 101.99 | 97% | 2011-05-09 |
| 4103. | Ricky (rickster88) | 101.99 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 4104. | (kucinich) | 101.99 | 99% | 2012-03-08 |
| 4105. | Michael (michaelch) | 101.98 | 99% | 2022-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |