The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9363. | noturbiz (ahhhnono) | 89.24 | 100% | 2022-11-16 |
| 9364. | Elizabeth (downbeat) | 89.24 | 99% | 2023-03-01 |
| 9365. | Peter (wai0917) | 89.24 | 98.3% | 2023-12-08 |
| 9366. | Arthur (arthurmog) | 89.24 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 9367. | Jason (jay236) | 89.24 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 9368. | Luuigi (luuigi_) | 89.23 | 97.7% | 2023-11-17 |
| 9369. | keruya (keruya) | 89.23 | 97% | 2015-10-08 |
| 9370. | Simon (jangjun0901) | 89.23 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 9371. | adyingnation (adyingnation) | 89.22 | 97.7% | 2025-02-26 |
| 9372. | Star_Platnium (steel_ball_run) | 89.22 | 98% | 2024-12-13 |
| 9373. | Ryan (ryanlewist) | 89.22 | 99% | 2020-02-02 |
| 9374. | shanranran (shanranran) | 89.22 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 9375. | Andrew (flupity) | 89.21 | 97% | 2025-05-24 |
| 9376. | Alexandre (acolavin) | 89.21 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 9377. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 89.21 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 9378. | ndtn (kurachi) | 89.21 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 9379. | Wael (waelmckee) | 89.20 | 98.1% | 2024-07-05 |
| 9380. | Yami (yamileth) | 89.20 | 98% | 2015-09-15 |
| 9381. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 89.20 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
| 9382. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 89.19 | 97.4% | 2024-04-02 |
| 9383. | Simon (sgoldins) | 89.19 | 97.4% | 2024-06-13 |
| 9384. | Uros (uroskrunic) | 89.19 | 97% | 2015-05-28 |
| 9385. | Simon (hasse36) | 89.19 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 9386. | Chjp (nh0cchjp) | 89.19 | 96% | 2012-10-07 |
| 9387. | Victor (xrv1ck) | 89.19 | 93% | 2011-12-09 |
| 9388. | 6ymaxep (6ymaxep) | 89.18 | 98.3% | 2024-12-09 |
| 9389. | I love ctrl + backspace (ca... | 89.18 | 95.4% | 2024-05-24 |
| 9390. | Matthew (psykkk) | 89.18 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 9391. | Sam (samuelnsh) | 89.18 | 98% | 2012-04-15 |
| 9392. | bakamilk (bakamilk) | 89.17 | 96% | 2024-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |