It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4574. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 54.35 | 96% | 2018-05-15 |
| 4575. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 54.31 | 93% | 2020-04-06 |
| 4576. | nougatsoup (nougatsoup) | 54.31 | 96% | 2020-03-05 |
| 4577. | V. (kkots_) | 54.28 | 93% | 2017-11-17 |
| 4578. | Pias (piasroy) | 54.26 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 4579. | Jackson (nocreativity3) | 54.25 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4580. | 如愚得睡 (forevertom) | 54.23 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 4581. | James (jimmyt50) | 54.18 | 94% | 2020-07-28 |
| 4582. | kamoo (k4moo) | 54.16 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 4583. | Winston (drkratz) | 54.16 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 4584. | Bit (bitnerik) | 54.14 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 4585. | Spanandan (spandan01) | 54.14 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 4586. | Halil (lilko) | 54.14 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 4587. | Ovidiu (ov_ant) | 54.08 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4588. | Frazier (frazierthomas) | 54.07 | 96% | 2019-05-05 |
| 4589. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 54.07 | 95% | 2020-08-15 |
| 4590. | Will (w1llmcl) | 54.06 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4591. | meg (wyandotte) | 54.05 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4592. | Al (al_gha23) | 54.05 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 4593. | Alex (delvern) | 54.03 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 4594. | Josué (morfeu_123) | 54.02 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4595. | wyldeman99 (wyldeman99) | 54.02 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 4596. | Siggis (siggy00) | 54.01 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4597. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 54.00 | 95% | 2020-03-23 |
| 4598. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 53.98 | 95% | 2018-10-07 |
| 4599. | daniel (danielgarth) | 53.94 | 97% | 2019-02-17 |
| 4600. | Sylwester (tardziel) | 53.91 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4601. | B (bellbo) | 53.89 | 97% | 2019-01-10 |
| 4602. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 53.86 | 95% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4603. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 53.85 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |