I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7604. | Maggie (migggggie) | 96.18 | 97% | 2024-05-19 |
| 7605. | Plotinus (plotinusdickens) | 96.18 | 97.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7606. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 96.18 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 7607. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 96.18 | 99% | 2017-11-19 |
| 7608. | isaac (darealjoemama) | 96.17 | 99% | 2023-03-07 |
| 7609. | Hannah (hanhaniee) | 96.17 | 99% | 2019-09-24 |
| 7610. | Om (omsharma612) | 96.17 | 97.8% | 2024-05-20 |
| 7611. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 96.17 | 98.8% | 2023-08-21 |
| 7612. | Brody (echo3006) | 96.17 | 98.8% | 2024-06-14 |
| 7613. | MEN (menmentsu) | 96.17 | 96% | 2019-03-01 |
| 7614. | Tzary (tzary) | 96.16 | 98% | 2024-04-21 |
| 7615. | Enzo (xtrickit11@yahoo.com) | 96.16 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 7616. | Hector (altering) | 96.15 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 7617. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 96.15 | 97.6% | 2023-07-25 |
| 7618. | Cadium (adeiaa9505) | 96.15 | 97.1% | 2024-11-12 |
| 7619. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 96.15 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
| 7620. | eg (eg__3) | 96.14 | 97.7% | 2025-03-14 |
| 7621. | Elias (ejmurc) | 96.14 | 96% | 2024-10-29 |
| 7622. | Craig (clockworkcraig) | 96.14 | 100% | 2023-09-05 |
| 7623. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 96.14 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 7624. | Matei (matt_80) | 96.14 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 7625. | Will (w1llmcl) | 96.14 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
| 7626. | balls (faygodreams) | 96.14 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 7627. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 96.14 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 7628. | Phil (joot) | 96.13 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 7629. | Ian (ianianianian) | 96.13 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 7630. | Jonathan (jonfranche) | 96.12 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 7631. | Sean (smor729) | 96.11 | 99.4% | 2024-09-24 |
| 7632. | Gabe (gabegarcia145) | 96.11 | 98.2% | 2023-12-12 |
| 7633. | David (stamaria) | 96.11 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |