So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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33447. | Viennas chrysler brrrrrrrrr... | 40.37 | — | 2010-06-15 |
33448. | Joshua (joshuar04) | 40.35 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
33449. | Rajib (nilkanth) | 40.35 | — | 2009-01-18 |
33450. | Know (knowyou) | 40.35 | 97% | 2014-10-06 |
33451. | jack_danniels (jack_danniels) | 40.34 | 94.5% | 2023-10-14 |
33452. | daniel yea (danydance) | 40.33 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
33453. | Chau (tron6820) | 40.33 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
33454. | FozZeW (fozzew) | 40.33 | 93% | 2013-09-15 |
33455. | Hurricane (hurricane) | 40.33 | — | 2009-07-14 |
33456. | Blackpanther (ranaatta) | 40.31 | 94% | 2023-01-11 |
33457. | Igor (igorlimam) | 40.31 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
33458. | nguyen (ruananjian) | 40.31 | — | 2010-05-31 |
33459. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 40.29 | 90% | 2016-02-17 |
33460. | Dawn (fondestalloy56) | 40.28 | 88% | 2016-08-30 |
33461. | k (dilibra) | 40.28 | 96.3% | 2021-02-05 |
33462. | Rishu (kashyapamlesh) | 40.27 | 94% | 2014-10-12 |
33463. | izzat (vxbass) | 40.26 | 94% | 2011-08-26 |
33464. | Sandra (sandraroberts) | 40.26 | 94% | 2012-03-05 |
33465. | Ikukatsuzimah (ikukatsuzimah) | 40.26 | 90% | 2015-12-14 |
33466. | tstats[aisultan] (aisultan) | 40.25 | 88% | 2016-02-12 |
33467. | sitong (sitong) | 40.25 | 92% | 2021-01-21 |
33468. | Miron (megasamuray667) | 40.25 | 93% | 2021-01-24 |
33469. | Luci (luci192915) | 40.25 | 98.2% | 2021-02-01 |
33470. | devon (numantyke) | 40.25 | 94% | 2016-05-07 |
33471. | Andre (freaker) | 40.25 | — | 2010-04-29 |
33472. | allex (allexthebig) | 40.24 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
33473. | YIPO (mg8802) | 40.24 | — | 2010-09-28 |
33474. | Bes (bes_snov) | 40.23 | 85% | 2016-08-24 |
33475. | yusn (kdplus) | 40.23 | 89% | 2015-07-06 |
33476. | Anil (anil1631988) | 40.23 | 91% | 2015-05-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |