Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5459. | Kit Bomber (silenceinlaughter) | 97.59 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 5460. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 97.59 | 99% | 2022-11-23 |
| 5461. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 97.59 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5462. | nicolas (nicolasalba) | 97.59 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 5463. | buibuibui (buibuibui) | 97.59 | 92% | 2011-10-17 |
| 5464. | Chris (faithisfear) | 97.59 | 96% | 2013-07-12 |
| 5465. | Maggs (pdolson) | 97.58 | — | 2009-12-28 |
| 5466. | D (dschrad) | 97.58 | 99% | 2016-12-13 |
| 5467. | (nnas) | 97.57 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5468. | LILfeatha (lilfeatha) | 97.56 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 5469. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 97.56 | 99% | 2022-05-10 |
| 5470. | ujederdhesi (ujederdhesi) | 97.56 | 95% | 2013-04-28 |
| 5471. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 97.56 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
| 5472. | dug (digdugdigdug) | 97.55 | 99% | 2016-08-24 |
| 5473. | shashinagraj (nagrajshashi) | 97.55 | 97.6% | 2023-07-29 |
| 5474. | Emi (gusd) | 97.55 | 98.2% | 2021-02-27 |
| 5475. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (qwertiop... | 97.54 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 5476. | vivian (vvn_g) | 97.54 | 98% | 2013-03-20 |
| 5477. | Rebant (supervisor) | 97.54 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 5478. | Dabu (dabuxian) | 97.53 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 5479. | Mariel (_mrl_) | 97.52 | 99% | 2017-07-19 |
| 5480. | Ice (ice_typer) | 97.52 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 5481. | Reza (bananagholem) | 97.52 | 95% | 2015-02-19 |
| 5482. | Jason (mahtale) | 97.51 | 99% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5483. | Cube (cubedefender) | 97.51 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 5484. | austin (0x13ba) | 97.51 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 5485. | Roslyn (rustyautoparts) | 97.51 | 99% | 2016-08-29 |
| 5486. | Lord (planta) | 97.51 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 5487. | Sean (immoballa) | 97.51 | 97% | 2012-10-31 |
| 5488. | I'd rather (xb3ntx) | 97.51 | 95% | 2013-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |