It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2550. | James (jamesroseman) | 75.43 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 2551. | Yogender Singh Jadon (yogen... | 75.42 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 2552. | Ethan (conanethan) | 75.42 | 95% | 2020-06-10 |
| 2553. | Quotheraven (nherne) | 75.41 | 95% | 2018-03-08 |
| 2554. | Anthony (anthonyk) | 75.41 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2555. | Thomas (ashryx) | 75.40 | 95% | 2017-12-15 |
| 2556. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 75.40 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 2557. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 75.40 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2558. | Paul (paulcreenis) | 75.39 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 2559. | Chan (chanjamie3) | 75.37 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 2560. | xDra_gon (xdra_gon) | 75.36 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 2561. | Sam (leumis) | 75.36 | 95% | 2019-09-10 |
| 2562. | Rataro (yuugokku) | 75.36 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 2563. | Rasta (rastaman_1994) | 75.35 | 99% | 2020-05-28 |
| 2564. | Kedishi (kedishi) | 75.32 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 2565. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 75.31 | 97% | 2020-07-17 |
| 2566. | Jabez (gigatt) | 75.30 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| 2567. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 75.30 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 2568. | James (vvjames) | 75.30 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 2569. | sn0w (surrp3nt) | 75.28 | 96% | 2017-12-06 |
| 2570. | Stephanie (naderly) | 75.28 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 2571. | Tai (leanhtaiit) | 75.28 | 99% | 2017-09-01 |
| 2572. | a (mb031) | 75.27 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 2573. | Wilson (jamsterer) | 75.27 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 2574. | Sarao Jeepney (awe1212) | 75.27 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2575. | Jonathan Justin (jonathanjw05) | 75.26 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 2576. | yappa (yappa99_rc) | 75.26 | 99% | 2017-12-19 |
| 2577. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 75.26 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 2578. | ssm1 (ssm1) | 75.25 | 98% | 2020-01-12 |
| 2579. | jason (thatsniceman) | 75.21 | 95% | 2021-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |