And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18018. | Joseph (jmath06) | 82.51 | 94% | 2015-09-29 |
| 18019. | zurdic (kimuchi) | 82.51 | 97% | 2012-04-06 |
| 18020. | Juggalo420queef (sacchai) | 82.51 | 97% | 2012-10-14 |
| 18021. | Kyle (gosu_kvl) | 82.51 | 86% | 2014-06-16 |
| 18022. | colin (mac_n_cheese_demarco) | 82.51 | 98% | 2017-05-08 |
| 18023. | Ahmed (ahmedkotb) | 82.51 | 96% | 2011-05-10 |
| 18024. | Deep (deepp) | 82.51 | 97% | 2016-02-08 |
| 18025. | venus® (venuspailer) | 82.51 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 18026. | Jordan (jayjaysufc) | 82.51 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 18027. | Joe (eskibesh2348) | 82.51 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 18028. | razor (pigeonplayer667) | 82.50 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 18029. | Edgar (deadlyxcyanide) | 82.50 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 18030. | Meh (liszt) | 82.50 | 98% | 2011-07-30 |
| 18031. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 82.50 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
| 18032. | Solitude (gifoimir) | 82.50 | 93% | 2012-03-17 |
| 18033. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 82.50 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 18034. | James (vvjames) | 82.49 | 97% | 2013-10-16 |
| 18035. | Patrick (slaos) | 82.49 | 94% | 2016-08-25 |
| 18036. | Arun (systemflaws) | 82.49 | 99% | 2022-08-21 |
| 18037. | Kumaran (kum1904) | 82.49 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 18038. | steele (steele22) | 82.49 | 94% | 2011-07-14 |
| 18039. | Iftekhar (iftekhar2495) | 82.48 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 18040. | Brody (echo3006) | 82.48 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 18041. | Sanchi (pachi_sanchi) | 82.48 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 18042. | moby machine (meadawn) | 82.48 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 18043. | isuck (scasware) | 82.48 | — | 2008-10-25 |
| 18044. | Holden (enelpriest) | 82.48 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 18045. | Juan (mecagoentodo) | 82.48 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
| 18046. | s (qurtle) | 82.48 | 87% | 2016-12-16 |
| 18047. | Hazi (haz1rah) | 82.48 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |