So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16138. | Dominique (domynation) | 73.70 | 97% | 2015-04-28 |
16139. | Reverb (reverb_ac) | 73.70 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
16140. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 73.70 | 90% | 2016-10-20 |
16141. | gechleng (ngorgechleng) | 73.70 | 95% | 2013-07-04 |
16142. | bruhhhelpla (bruhhhelpla) | 73.69 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
16143. | Maximilian (millczarr) | 73.69 | 93% | 2014-12-29 |
16144. | rmholz (aremholz) | 73.69 | 96% | 2023-05-15 |
16145. | David (0rozebladez0) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
16146. | Said (said003) | 73.69 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
16147. | Daniel (ssj4nightwing) | 73.69 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
16148. | Sarah (sarah_jane) | 73.69 | 94% | 2014-06-02 |
16149. | Saurus (saurus) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
16150. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 73.69 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
16151. | ARGO (martinhadadream) | 73.69 | 95% | 2014-04-09 |
16152. | Kelly (pumpinz) | 73.69 | 93% | 2014-03-03 |
16153. | arya (aryasatheesh) | 73.69 | — | 2009-10-23 |
16154. | Nikola (shporet) | 73.68 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
16155. | joy (jyyjng) | 73.68 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
16156. | Wim (iverb) | 73.68 | 94% | 2016-05-30 |
16157. | Victor (vvega) | 73.68 | — | 2011-04-14 |
16158. | Emre (jonstewart) | 73.68 | — | 2009-06-10 |
16159. | Kristin (thompsonk) | 73.68 | — | 2010-07-15 |
16160. | Shrox (shrox) | 73.68 | 95% | 2017-06-16 |
16161. | kacarrot (carrotman) | 73.68 | 90% | 2017-05-11 |
16162. | Matthew (rush_a) | 73.67 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
16163. | Regan (regaxion) | 73.67 | 90% | 2012-10-25 |
16164. | Nathaniel (nlwarrior) | 73.67 | 93% | 2016-08-22 |
16165. | Eduard (k3u03) | 73.67 | 95% | 2012-06-19 |
16166. | Tayfun (tadakoglu) | 73.67 | 93% | 2012-04-12 |
16167. | shadwll (bogits) | 73.67 | — | 2010-05-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |