As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22849. | Richard (offwallskater) | 42.47 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
22850. | Joshleen Origenes (cb_trans... | 42.47 | 93% | 2021-03-29 |
22851. | emily (em0p6) | 42.45 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
22852. | El Ghaythy (abegy) | 42.44 | 94% | 2023-04-12 |
22853. | Sri Tarun (spyter) | 42.43 | 91% | 2021-01-20 |
22854. | You (andy0356117) | 42.40 | 93% | 2016-07-06 |
22855. | Ankit (cool24) | 42.39 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
22856. | Brus (greksmek) | 42.39 | 94% | 2021-01-05 |
22857. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 42.38 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
22858. | Leviathan (typo_writer) | 42.38 | 93% | 2020-02-14 |
22859. | hilal (hilaldogan) | 42.36 | 90% | 2016-02-23 |
22860. | Bran (uysly) | 42.36 | 90% | 2015-12-22 |
22861. | aku (dimas12345) | 42.36 | 80% | 2016-07-21 |
22862. | stunnuts (nice1a1a) | 42.35 | 95% | 2022-01-04 |
22863. | Pablito (canonida) | 42.33 | 92% | 2023-10-10 |
22864. | Aditya (wrekner_149) | 42.32 | 95% | 2020-08-28 |
22865. | Vuxe (vuxee2) | 42.26 | 93% | 2021-11-02 |
22866. | Yauheni (eyhenij) | 42.26 | 97.5% | 2021-02-06 |
22867. | mzhang (data_m) | 42.26 | 95% | 2021-03-27 |
22868. | pwned (pwned1337) | 42.24 | 94% | 2021-12-08 |
22869. | breddreamer (rasel_hasan) | 42.24 | 95% | 2021-09-19 |
22870. | clifton (cliftonrst) | 42.24 | 87% | 2015-05-02 |
22871. | skanda (skandarajeev) | 42.23 | 94% | 2020-04-22 |
22872. | fk u (jme10) | 42.23 | 95% | 2020-06-30 |
22873. | špinšpelis (babuin) | 42.22 | 90% | 2016-06-11 |
22874. | Daniel (jiggywitit) | 42.21 | 93% | 2015-07-22 |
22875. | trisha (vervxininq) | 42.20 | 94.9% | 2021-02-17 |
22876. | beb (frgrgfrdf) | 42.19 | 95% | 2015-08-24 |
22877. | Hannes (asiansticka) | 42.19 | 94% | 2020-06-06 |
22878. | Skrrt (toitz) | 42.18 | 94% | 2022-07-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |