Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22124. | dogphile (dogphile) | 65.37 | 96.2% | 2023-07-26 |
| 22125. | Honda (elnaz) | 65.36 | 96% | 2012-04-30 |
| 22126. | Erin (enrichandco) | 65.36 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 22127. | Loser-typist (typist_1india) | 65.36 | 98% | 2015-05-20 |
| 22128. | Nicholas (nicholaspatrick) | 65.36 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 22129. | Hyx (christianmoises) | 65.36 | 94% | 2019-06-22 |
| 22130. | Lulu (def__init__) | 65.36 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 22131. | Racer (smaug9311) | 65.36 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 22132. | John Harshberger (johnnyboi... | 65.36 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 22133. | mercury404 (mercury404) | 65.36 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 22134. | delilah18 (delilah18) | 65.35 | — | 2010-12-08 |
| 22135. | Zak (zajawe) | 65.35 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 22136. | Leah (lilybethlily) | 65.34 | 91% | 2015-11-27 |
| 22137. | Mary (maryjiao) | 65.34 | 99% | 2013-12-23 |
| 22138. | chaiko (chaiko) | 65.34 | 92% | 2012-06-27 |
| 22139. | Kennedy (kennedykozak) | 65.34 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 22140. | Luke (lukea15) | 65.33 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
| 22141. | Rajat (rajatbhatnagar) | 65.33 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 22142. | van (thanhvan1311) | 65.33 | — | 2009-09-19 |
| 22143. | Viraj (vp7702) | 65.33 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
| 22144. | Marq (hlmomma) | 65.32 | 97% | 2015-02-27 |
| 22145. | Keyser Söze (johnomaha) | 65.32 | 97% | 2016-07-10 |
| 22146. | Johny (johny96) | 65.32 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 22147. | abhishek (abh1tayal) | 65.32 | 97% | 2016-02-18 |
| 22148. | Virat (nobleiii) | 65.32 | 98% | 2014-05-15 |
| 22149. | salman (salman_1234) | 65.32 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 22150. | SAMYEL (samyelbesra) | 65.32 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
| 22151. | Oscar (oscrrmrz) | 65.32 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 22152. | Glenn (scrap104) | 65.32 | 94% | 2014-12-16 |
| 22153. | Awni (awni) | 65.31 | 96% | 2013-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |