The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12076. | Megan (megantaylor95) | 85.11 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 12077. | (tulasaeueng) | 85.11 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 12078. | sda (sdaa) | 85.11 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 12079. | Russell (russell_t3ap) | 85.11 | 96% | 2019-07-14 |
| 12080. | Nemo (nemo) | 85.11 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 12081. | Daniel (superpanda64) | 85.10 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 12082. | Abhinandan (abhi_jmd002) | 85.10 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 12083. | Ichigo (lolface2506) | 85.10 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 12084. | Basar (bsrykt) | 85.10 | 97% | 2013-06-09 |
| 12085. | Mikael (mikaelf) | 85.10 | 93% | 2014-10-23 |
| 12086. | HM (ace_pan) | 85.10 | 91% | 2011-11-16 |
| 12087. | boocoo (boocoo) | 85.09 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 12088. | ChaoticNarcotic (chaotic_na... | 85.09 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 12089. | Vito (nsvito) | 85.09 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 12090. | Esmer (23455432) | 85.09 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 12091. | Lam (eeric) | 85.09 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 12092. | Scarlett (sheloves) | 85.08 | 94% | 2015-10-22 |
| 12093. | jfiijf (vortexturize) | 85.08 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 12094. | Grant (grantw79) | 85.08 | 95% | 2014-04-16 |
| 12095. | Christian (cmzuluagam) | 85.08 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| 12096. | clerie (sovasin) | 85.08 | 93% | 2014-02-28 |
| 12097. | Damien (taudy) | 85.07 | 96% | 2016-08-10 |
| 12098. | L (die_eisdiele) | 85.07 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 12099. | Jose (speedygonzalez27) | 85.07 | 96% | 2022-02-26 |
| 12100. | navi (navreee) | 85.07 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 12101. | Chris (ohkaychris) | 85.07 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 12102. | Gabe (gablikestacos) | 85.07 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 12103. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 85.07 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 12104. | kai yuan (hedonistky) | 85.07 | 98% | 2017-11-24 |
| 12105. | sph (izst) | 85.07 | 87% | 2012-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |