Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1561. | James (bobdw313) | 85.54 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1562. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 85.54 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 1563. | falsefruit (falsefruit) | 85.51 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1564. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 85.51 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 1565. | Daniel (ganestalay) | 85.49 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 1566. | JP (jpuppey) | 85.49 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 1567. | Danat (danat_ayazbayev) | 85.48 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 1568. | Kenny (kennychu11) | 85.48 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 1569. | Brecken (breck1234) | 85.47 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
| 1570. | Brian (tunnun) | 85.47 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 1571. | JustJahy (justjj) | 85.46 | 98% | 2018-08-07 |
| 1572. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 85.46 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 1573. | no, don't. (photo_capture) | 85.42 | 96% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1574. | Harvey (harveydent1) | 85.42 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 1575. | Eric (eric424) | 85.41 | 95% | 2019-09-28 |
| 1576. | adf (pakemania) | 85.41 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 1577. | A (vorste) | 85.40 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
| 1578. | Arnas (dandelionas) | 85.39 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 1579. | left to build something gre... | 85.39 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1580. | Kristian (kristiant) | 85.39 | 95% | 2017-11-22 |
| 1581. | M4RT1N (flipous) | 85.38 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 1582. | Jeffrey (mrsheniah) | 85.34 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 1583. | itsmepuraac (itsmepuraac) | 85.34 | 95% | 2019-06-13 |
| 1584. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 85.32 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1585. | Bob Bojingles (berry_pie) | 85.29 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1586. | Pluto (paijwa) | 85.26 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1587. | John (seaofnonsense) | 85.26 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1588. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 85.24 | 97% | 2018-08-12 |
| 1589. | Hunter (hvnter) | 85.24 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
| 1590. | Ian (ihachey) | 85.23 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |