Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2751. | Neo2 Layout (smowheer) | 79.10 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2752. | Aram (arejmm7) | 79.10 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 2753. | Luke (lctoe) | 79.09 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 2754. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 79.07 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2755. | potato (potatopwns) | 79.07 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 2756. | Heyhou (david73) | 79.05 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 2757. | Aris (apaul) | 79.05 | 94% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2758. | Shivashis (plant99) | 79.04 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 2759. | Lynn (lynn1) | 79.04 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 2760. | bricebrispies (ricegrain) | 79.04 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2761. | Sultan (sosa_102) | 79.03 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| 2762. | JovanB (jovanb) | 79.01 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 2763. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 79.01 | 98% | 2020-06-28 |
| 2764. | pail (angertyper) | 79.01 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 2765. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 79.01 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2766. | Luan (luan0763) | 78.99 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 2767. | Saman (kittipot1) | 78.96 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 2768. | 𝘨𝘶𝘺 (voops) | 78.96 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 2769. | Adam (fallinggreenleaves) | 78.95 | 96% | 2019-02-22 |
| 2770. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 78.95 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
| 2771. | Leriut (leriut) | 78.94 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2772. | Machine (guldan) | 78.94 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 2773. | lukas (lukasbillera) | 78.93 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 2774. | Mike (jewunit) | 78.90 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 2775. | Cory (swainstoncory89) | 78.89 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 2776. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 78.89 | 98% | 2017-07-28 |
| 2777. | person (bulimia) | 78.89 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 2778. | Dongo (dongodm) | 78.88 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 2779. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 78.87 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 2780. | Pyren (pyren83) | 78.85 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |