The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2466. | Justine (jpbaba11) | 63.65 | 95% | 2016-08-25 |
| 2467. | Ehsan (ehsaan) | 63.64 | 96% | 2012-11-27 |
| 2468. | Jeffrey (jackpot11) | 63.64 | 91% | 2011-09-07 |
| 2469. | Avinash (avshu) | 63.64 | 99% | 2014-06-06 |
| 2470. | Aleks (aleks8) | 63.64 | 96% | 2019-07-20 |
| 2471. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 63.63 | 95% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2472. | Jah (jahnel420) | 63.63 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 2473. | Freedom (employ) | 63.63 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 2474. | Tracy (schelgirl) | 63.63 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 2475. | Connor (cameres) | 63.62 | 95% | 2015-08-27 |
| 2476. | fdsafdsa (szesz) | 63.62 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 2477. | melkiyar (melkiyar3) | 63.62 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 2478. | Erlan (tulpar) | 63.61 | 94% | 2014-10-15 |
| 2479. | सुरेन्द्र... | 63.60 | 93% | 2014-11-26 |
| 2480. | Wayne (boucherwayne78) | 63.60 | 91% | 2016-11-19 |
| 2481. | Vivien (vivienho25) | 63.60 | 98% | 2015-12-22 |
| 2482. | Dvorak 9/16/2021 (mj_dvorak) | 63.59 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 2483. | Kyle Matthew (voooooon) | 63.59 | 94% | 2020-10-17 |
| 2484. | Nate (leclownfou) | 63.59 | 90% | 2015-05-22 |
| 2485. | Maged (magmag) | 63.59 | 92% | 2012-09-19 |
| 2486. | Joe (jkolassa) | 63.59 | 98% | 2014-09-24 |
| 2487. | running_dog (persists) | 63.59 | 96% | 2015-07-31 |
| 2488. | DeanMachine44 (deanmachine44) | 63.59 | 96% | 2014-07-29 |
| 2489. | Joy (joyisawesome) | 63.58 | 95% | 2019-06-07 |
| 2490. | grayatrox (grayatrox) | 63.57 | 96% | 2011-11-12 |
| 2491. | Mahmoud (allamoox) | 63.57 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 2492. | Kareem (knete) | 63.57 | 96.7% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2493. | Jacky (jackychelsea) | 63.57 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 2494. | King (huluhuluhulu) | 63.57 | 93% | 2016-05-24 |
| 2495. | cring (thatguyyoudontknow) | 63.56 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |