Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3545. | (orliksixteen) | 66.40 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 3546. | (sh0ujiki5) | 66.40 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 3547. | (hadze7) | 66.39 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 3548. | (rajnishkumar31) | 66.39 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3549. | (chqu7424) | 66.39 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3550. | (metedith) | 66.39 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 3551. | (omaggie06) | 66.39 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3552. | (reymal) | 66.38 | 99% | 2018-03-31 |
| 3553. | (colorsunimaginable) | 66.37 | 98% | 2018-06-24 |
| 3554. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 66.37 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3555. | (patpamplona) | 66.36 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 3556. | Terra (terranavis) | 66.36 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 3557. | BATMAN (liine117) | 66.33 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3558. | (dfederschmidt) | 66.31 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 3559. | (matejh) | 66.31 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 3560. | Alex (aleksandr797) | 66.30 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 3561. | (voltchip) | 66.29 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 3562. | (ksilentstorm) | 66.29 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 3563. | A.S.M.777 (a_s_m_777) | 66.25 | 93% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3564. | (michdaevinci) | 66.23 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
| 3565. | Choi (thechoiboi) | 66.22 | 95% | 2019-07-27 |
| 3566. | (nakatsumiuchiha) | 66.21 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 3567. | (gondra) | 66.20 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 3568. | (orthocresol) | 66.20 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3569. | (pinkpigeon) | 66.19 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 3570. | (benurix) | 66.19 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 3571. | (pogfrog1) | 66.18 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 3572. | (typekashyap) | 66.18 | 100% | 2019-03-05 |
| 3573. | (dunderalf) | 66.17 | 94% | 2020-02-07 |
| 3574. | (timbob5380) | 66.16 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |