Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3599. | Shoujikis (sh0ujiki5) | 66.40 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 3600. | Hade (hadze7) | 66.39 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 3601. | RAJNISH (rajnishkumar31) | 66.39 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3602. | Kevin (chqu7424) | 66.39 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3603. | meredith (metedith) | 66.39 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 3604. | Maggie (omaggie06) | 66.39 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3605. | Rey (reymal) | 66.38 | 99% | 2018-03-31 |
| 3606. | Melisa (colorsunimaginable) | 66.37 | 98% | 2018-06-24 |
| 3607. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 66.37 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3608. | Tricko (patpamplona) | 66.36 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 3609. | Terra (terranavis) | 66.36 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 3610. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 66.35 | 95% | 2020-06-07 |
| 3611. | BATMAN (liine117) | 66.33 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3612. | Daniel (dfederschmidt) | 66.31 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 3613. | Matej (matejh) | 66.31 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 3614. | Alex (aleksandr797) | 66.30 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 3615. | Voltus (voltchip) | 66.29 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 3616. | ksilentstorm (ksilentstorm) | 66.29 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 3617. | A.S.M.777 (a_s_m_777) | 66.25 | 93% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3618. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 66.23 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
| 3619. | Choi (thechoiboi) | 66.22 | 95% | 2019-07-27 |
| 3620. | Miracle- (nakatsumiuchiha) | 66.21 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 3621. | 木精灵 (gondra) | 66.20 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 3622. | Asif (orthocresol) | 66.20 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3623. | pinkpigeon (pinkpigeon) | 66.19 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 3624. | Ruben (benurix) | 66.19 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 3625. | Pogfrog (pogfrog1) | 66.18 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 3626. | ANUP (typekashyap) | 66.18 | 100% | 2019-03-05 |
| 3627. | Albin (dunderalf) | 66.17 | 94% | 2020-02-07 |
| 3628. | Tim (timbob5380) | 66.16 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |