So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11674. | Kardo (ricardolaulh) | 82.42 | 97.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 11675. | Juls (juls22) | 82.42 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 11676. | LikeABoss (jlikeaboss) | 82.42 | 92% | 2012-03-21 |
| 11677. | SirAlig (siralig) | 82.42 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 11678. | Kenton (kenton) | 82.42 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 11679. | tsdliez (tsdliez) | 82.42 | 88% | 2012-01-26 |
| 11680. | Tommy (tomtom242) | 82.42 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 11681. | Ryan (ryanluut) | 82.41 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
| 11682. | Jonas (legendholyangel) | 82.41 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 11683. | ﻋﺎﻁﻑ (luckyfrazz) | 82.41 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 11684. | O (hyzz) | 82.41 | 91% | 2015-06-21 |
| 11685. | Asturias (asturias) | 82.41 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 11686. | Chris (alkalineii) | 82.41 | 96% | 2013-05-14 |
| 11687. | OmicronVirus (deathisnthend) | 82.40 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 11688. | Tina (the0ppositeme) | 82.40 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 11689. | duckfeet (duckfeet) | 82.40 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 11690. | Volker (volkr16) | 82.39 | 97% | 2012-11-08 |
| 11691. | Alexander (zlex7) | 82.39 | 90% | 2016-12-04 |
| 11692. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 82.39 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 11693. | Anna (missdalek) | 82.39 | 92% | 2016-07-22 |
| 11694. | FreePalestine (free_palestine) | 82.39 | 98.5% | 2021-02-09 |
| 11695. | JanBa (pythonbyte) | 82.39 | 95% | 2021-12-14 |
| 11696. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 82.39 | 99% | 2015-01-21 |
| 11697. | trejii (trejii) | 82.38 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 11698. | Lukas (mrgains) | 82.38 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
| 11699. | Tn (tniful) | 82.38 | 93% | 2017-02-10 |
| 11700. | Ben (jewsusofsuburbia) | 82.38 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 11701. | lok (nightlokberry) | 82.38 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 11702. | Chubtato (chubtato) | 82.38 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 11703. | kikiki (kiki02613) | 82.38 | 96.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |