I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3354. | Finma (finma) | 73.42 | 96.4% | 2023-07-25 |
| 3355. | Sophie (sophie0407) | 73.40 | 95.7% | 2024-02-22 |
| 3356. | nate (usernamenate) | 73.38 | 99% | 2025-02-04 |
| 3357. | Gurta (gmaster31) | 73.37 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 3358. | albertchris (albertchris) | 73.36 | 96.5% | 2024-07-06 |
| 3359. | Bob (dawnus) | 73.35 | 96% | 2025-11-07 |
| 3360. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 73.32 | 95.1% | 2024-01-18 |
| 3361. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (warrine... | 73.30 | 96.3% | 2024-09-05 |
| 3362. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 73.29 | 98.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 3363. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 73.28 | 95% | 2023-12-19 |
| 3364. | David (heros79) | 73.27 | 97% | 2025-12-15 |
| 3365. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 73.27 | 97.9% | 2024-03-21 |
| 3366. | Z3r0 (z3r0_l0v3c8) | 73.25 | 95% | 2023-07-08 |
| 3367. | kasra (kasraclan) | 73.25 | 98% | 2025-02-26 |
| 3368. | jacopo (auggu) | 73.23 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 3369. | Nick (legnik) | 73.12 | 96.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3370. | jobaer (voidjdd) | 73.10 | 97.6% | 2024-08-10 |
| 3371. | Hristache Andrei (hristache... | 73.10 | 98% | 2024-02-20 |
| 3372. | Achintya (cubefreak777) | 73.10 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3373. | NECRO (qpbd) | 73.08 | 96% | 2025-09-21 |
| 3374. | artist (apg21092002) | 73.08 | 95.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 3375. | Lia (calumhood_) | 73.06 | 97% | 2025-12-04 |
| 3376. | Flacer (rachesser) | 73.06 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
| 3377. | dishonesty (d1shon3sty) | 73.04 | 98% | 2025-02-23 |
| 3378. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 73.04 | 95.7% | 2024-03-23 |
| 3379. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 73.00 | 95% | 2025-12-19 |
| 3380. | kentlim (lsk133) | 72.97 | 97.1% | 2024-11-29 |
| 3381. | Tig Bitties (tigbitties1) | 72.95 | 97.5% | 2024-07-25 |
| 3382. | Elia (elia222) | 72.93 | 96.1% | 2023-07-15 |
| 3383. | avrge typist (zameerr) | 72.91 | 98.3% | 2024-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |