The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2940. | A_Person (wimbo24) | 111.67 | 98% | 2013-08-14 |
| 2941. | Kamala is (kevinmon) | 111.67 | 95% | 2012-09-01 |
| 2942. | Marcus (forsberg94) | 111.67 | 91% | 2014-01-24 |
| 2943. | Eternal (eternalseraph333) | 111.67 | 95% | 2012-01-14 |
| 2944. | Hamski (maythose) | 111.66 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 2945. | dead (karovin) | 111.66 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 2946. | chungus (skeltch) | 111.65 | 93% | 2013-09-21 |
| 2947. | vl24 (vlykeron) | 111.65 | 96% | 2016-12-03 |
| 2948. | billypeppin (billypeppin) | 111.65 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
| 2949. | Braden (bmende) | 111.63 | 98% | 2012-12-30 |
| 2950. | James (jamessieng) | 111.62 | 91% | 2012-08-25 |
| 2951. | Tom (tomme2009) | 111.61 | 98.8% | 2023-06-11 |
| 2952. | URUHA RUSHIA (makish) | 111.61 | 92% | 2013-07-06 |
| 2953. | Ben (tt_ben) | 111.60 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 2954. | tom (tomw6272003) | 111.60 | 98% | 2014-09-01 |
| 2955. | msetera (theobserver) | 111.60 | 96% | 2012-11-22 |
| 2956. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 111.58 | 99% | 2020-11-22 |
| 2957. | ay (voidiz) | 111.58 | 91% | 2016-03-11 |
| 2958. | John (jds02006) | 111.58 | 97% | 2012-10-16 |
| 2959. | fishy15 (fishy15) | 111.58 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 2960. | Lydia (lideeuhh) | 111.57 | 96% | 2012-03-11 |
| 2961. | Cizzo (mrcizzo) | 111.57 | 93% | 2017-01-11 |
| 2962. | Lorenzo (halliwell_manor) | 111.55 | 99% | 2022-06-26 |
| 2963. | Aidan (acal212) | 111.55 | 98% | 2013-05-15 |
| 2964. | mexican nipple (yoloswag) | 111.55 | 91% | 2012-11-17 |
| 2965. | (jasimk) | 111.54 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 2966. | Loui (benesso_) | 111.52 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 2967. | Serenity (seren_) | 111.51 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 2968. | jj (ponygaryelow) | 111.51 | 99% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2969. | Alex (boundplaya) | 111.51 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |