I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2827. | Quynh (quynh_here) | 111.16 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 2828. | EatingFromTrashcan (namtrac... | 111.15 | 99% | 2020-10-02 |
| 2829. | Zkresh (zkresh) | 111.13 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 2830. | T (casey_anthony) | 111.13 | 97% | 2016-11-10 |
| 2831. | Experiential Categories (ex... | 111.12 | 98% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2832. | monkaS (slimjimo10) | 111.12 | 96% | 2016-03-15 |
| 2833. | Austin (austin_biceps) | 111.12 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 2834. | Jon (mystikj) | 111.11 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 2835. | Chaerine (orchideous) | 111.10 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 2836. | - (waynelin14) | 111.10 | 92% | 2015-08-26 |
| 2837. | RIP Tim Wakefield (guywith) | 111.09 | 97.3% | 2023-10-10 |
| 2838. | Gus (lookitup) | 111.08 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 2839. | a (3lim64) | 111.06 | 99% | 2023-03-21 |
| 2840. | CJ (cjsucks) | 111.06 | 97.5% | 2021-02-08 |
| 2841. | Tama (intyper) | 111.06 | 99% | 2016-06-30 |
| 2842. | Arigatai (lsdb9742) | 111.05 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 2843. | Dean (voidforce) | 111.04 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 2844. | Benny (typervain) | 111.03 | 99% | 2025-02-01 |
| 2845. | jazon (jazonandes) | 111.03 | 95.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| 2846. | noi (pouffles) | 111.03 | 94% | 2016-08-11 |
| 2847. | HJPUK (hjpuk) | 111.02 | 98% | 2025-08-02 |
| 2848. | Rami (rsadek23) | 111.01 | 98.5% | 2025-03-06 |
| 2849. | North (northwind) | 111.01 | 98% | 2015-04-26 |
| 2850. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 111.00 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
| 2851. | Oliver (oliverbern123) | 110.99 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 2852. | Nigel Yul (nigelyul) | 110.99 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 2853. | Raunak (englishassignment) | 110.99 | 97% | 2025-07-25 |
| 2854. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 110.98 | 99% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2855. | Siavas (siavas) | 110.98 | 93% | 2016-02-05 |
| 2856. | yayleona (yayleona) | 110.98 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |