Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1321. | Ethiopia (edmaanihc@gmail.c... | 68.28 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1322. | Alper (alper1) | 68.28 | 95% | 2018-07-20 |
| 1323. | Hachemon (hachemon) | 68.27 | 95% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1324. | andrewxd (andrewxd) | 68.27 | 95% | 2017-07-05 |
| 1325. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 68.27 | 96% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1326. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 68.26 | 99% | 2017-09-11 |
| 1327. | Jan (kenaj) | 68.24 | 94% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1328. | Ali (bronzor16) | 68.24 | 93% | 2019-06-16 |
| 1329. | Ken (khenggy) | 68.22 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1330. | Biased (biased) | 68.19 | 95% | 2017-08-06 |
| 1331. | Chaddog (svd997) | 68.16 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1332. | erk (estalow) | 68.15 | 95% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1333. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 68.15 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 1334. | speedy (lanxi) | 68.13 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1335. | Panner (panner) | 68.13 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 1336. | monkaS (rikio) | 68.12 | 95% | 2017-11-20 |
| 1337. | Aidan (voidatomic) | 68.10 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
| 1338. | Lino (lgomez) | 68.08 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
| 1339. | Player 2 (jeffer_drive) | 68.07 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1340. | kumaicho (kumaicho) | 68.07 | 95% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1341. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 68.05 | 93% | 2018-01-04 |
| 1342. | Griffin (girfster) | 68.01 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1343. | Brandon (dalivingdead) | 67.93 | 96% | 2019-05-26 |
| 1344. | Javier (ididntcallforapizza) | 67.86 | 94% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1345. | Toby (hitoby) | 67.85 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 1346. | Sebastian (yugireo) | 67.84 | 94% | 2019-08-29 |
| 1347. | Sam (realsamxu) | 67.84 | 95% | 2018-10-28 |
| 1348. | ??? (5apphire) | 67.83 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1349. | Matland (matland) | 67.83 | 95% | 2019-08-08 |
| 1350. | DANIEL (dizo) | 67.81 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |