I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1339. | (aishunkid) | 98.12 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 1340. | (th3bossc) | 98.09 | 97% | 2026-04-19 |
| 1341. | (hirohero89) | 98.09 | 98.6% | 2024-05-29 |
| 1342. | Beret (boina) | 98.08 | 97% | 2025-06-01 |
| 1343. | (rma72) | 98.07 | 97.7% | 2025-02-21 |
| 1344. | (goscrios) | 98.05 | 97.8% | 2024-05-01 |
| 1345. | mike (slowtype33) | 98.04 | 96.3% | 2023-11-07 |
| 1346. | (casiopao) | 98.03 | 97% | 2026-04-22 |
| 1347. | Gaussian (ndrous20) | 98.01 | 98% | 2025-10-03 |
| 1348. | (vinagarette_crunchy_jelly) | 98.00 | 97.1% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1349. | (skyesthelimit) | 97.98 | 95% | 2023-08-31 |
| 1350. | (joshuachengoes) | 97.96 | 97.4% | 2024-10-17 |
| 1351. | (carolyn_lu) | 97.96 | 97.3% | 2024-04-12 |
| 1352. | (ravneet_b) | 97.96 | 98% | 2025-09-02 |
| 1353. | (chemicsbear) | 97.94 | 97.6% | 2024-10-01 |
| 1354. | (gxcvi) | 97.90 | 96.5% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1355. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 97.87 | 96.5% | 2023-10-22 |
| 1356. | (office_assistant) | 97.86 | 99% | 2023-06-23 |
| 1357. | (dolceparadise) | 97.85 | 97% | 2023-12-17 |
| 1358. | (chillreksai) | 97.85 | 97.9% | 2024-04-09 |
| 1359. | (srd93) | 97.83 | 98.3% | 2023-12-19 |
| 1360. | angie :) (angwie) | 97.82 | 99% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1361. | (nicob03) | 97.82 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1362. | (coltdriver) | 97.80 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 1363. | (amsgro) | 97.77 | 96% | 2025-02-26 |
| 1364. | (shinkawa21) | 97.76 | 96.4% | 2024-06-22 |
| 1365. | (johnofan) | 97.75 | 97.9% | 2023-06-24 |
| 1366. | (biggboii18) | 97.73 | 96.7% | 2023-08-21 |
| 1367. | (itslimy) | 97.73 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1368. | (narfz) | 97.71 | 95% | 2023-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |