I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1144. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 98.22 | 97.4% | 2024-07-02 |
| 1145. | Mr. (dyldodyldo) | 98.22 | 96% | 2024-06-21 |
| 1146. | Bryan (bmoney217) | 98.21 | 99% | 2023-08-15 |
| 1147. | tstats[mdsunny2299] (mdsunn... | 98.13 | 98.3% | 2023-11-27 |
| 1148. | Aishun (aishunkid) | 98.12 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 1149. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 98.09 | 98.6% | 2024-05-29 |
| 1150. | Beret (boina) | 98.08 | 97% | 2025-06-01 |
| 1151. | rma72 (rma72) | 98.07 | 97.7% | 2025-02-21 |
| 1152. | William (goscrios) | 98.05 | 97.8% | 2024-05-01 |
| 1153. | mike (slowtype33) | 98.04 | 96% | 2023-11-07 |
| 1154. | Jelly (vinagarette_crunchy_... | 98.00 | 97% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1155. | aubrey (skyesthelimit) | 97.98 | 95% | 2023-08-31 |
| 1156. | Josh (joshuachengoes) | 97.96 | 97% | 2024-10-17 |
| 1157. | carolyn (carolyn_lu) | 97.96 | 97.3% | 2024-04-12 |
| 1158. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 97.94 | 97.6% | 2024-10-01 |
| 1159. | GXCVI (gxcvi) | 97.90 | 96.5% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1160. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 97.87 | 96.5% | 2023-10-22 |
| 1161. | Office Assistant (office_as... | 97.86 | 99% | 2023-06-23 |
| 1162. | Dolce (dolceparadise) | 97.85 | 97% | 2023-12-17 |
| 1163. | Pumpkin Raj (chillreksai) | 97.85 | 97.9% | 2024-04-09 |
| 1164. | Steve (srd93) | 97.83 | 98.3% | 2023-12-19 |
| 1165. | angie :) (angwie) | 97.82 | 99% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1166. | Nico (nicob03) | 97.82 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1167. | Dave (coltdriver) | 97.80 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 1168. | Aden (amsgro) | 97.77 | 96% | 2025-02-26 |
| 1169. | shino (shinkawa21) | 97.76 | 96.4% | 2024-06-22 |
| 1170. | Johnofan (johnofan) | 97.75 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 1171. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 97.73 | 96.7% | 2023-08-21 |
| 1172. | Limy (itslimy) | 97.73 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1173. | Casey (narfz) | 97.71 | 95% | 2023-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |