Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
Active since February 25, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4283. | Anonymous (coalmak) | 101.25 | 98.1% | 2025-01-07 |
| 4284. | Dumpleee (dumpleee) | 101.25 | 96% | 2025-09-10 |
| 4285. | Sudip (donda) | 101.25 | 98% | 2025-02-18 |
| 4286. | (franklybrian) | 101.25 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 4287. | (qqeji) | 101.25 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 4288. | (theroarx) | 101.24 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 4289. | (dendretic) | 101.23 | 97.7% | 2024-03-15 |
| 4290. | (byrontan) | 101.22 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 4291. | (dqwlol) | 101.21 | 96.6% | 2024-10-21 |
| 4292. | (hommieinuw) | 101.20 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 4293. | (dyssoulation) | 101.19 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 4294. | (fexer) | 101.19 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 4295. | Lee (shriveledegg) | 101.18 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 4296. | Revy (revy_revy) | 101.17 | 99% | 2025-08-11 |
| 4297. | (fredboi) | 101.17 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 4298. | (otherslowtyper) | 101.17 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
| 4299. | Pyren (pyren83) | 101.15 | 100% | 2021-09-04 |
| 4300. | can't type :) (void7750) | 101.15 | 96.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 4301. | lennonyfresh (lennonyfresh) | 101.15 | 97.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 4302. | Pei Bin (cheongpeibin) | 101.15 | 100% | 2022-04-15 |
| 4303. | (master_chulia) | 101.12 | 95% | 2025-07-12 |
| 4304. | Allistare (shinryu1324alt) | 101.12 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 4305. | (vidivinci) | 101.12 | 99% | 2023-01-22 |
| 4306. | Henry! (phd_h) | 101.12 | 98.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 4307. | (nai_not_fast_enough) | 101.11 | 99.6% | 2025-01-29 |
| 4308. | (johnny234) | 101.11 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 4309. | (freewille) | 101.11 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 4310. | (shshnk) | 101.11 | 98.4% | 2024-01-11 |
| 4311. | @bohemions (oceo) | 101.11 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 4312. | Dre (goobird) | 101.10 | 96.8% | 2025-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |