So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6489. | AuroraSpirix (auroraspirit) | 93.93 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 6490. | (anntaylorn) | 93.93 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 6491. | (sushilp) | 93.93 | 100% | 2014-02-10 |
| 6492. | (lsforman) | 93.93 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 6493. | diddymonster (pizza_eater) | 93.92 | 97.4% | 2023-08-12 |
| 6494. | (martin4oto5) | 93.91 | 18% | 2016-08-07 |
| 6495. | (hershyz) | 93.91 | 96% | 2022-07-17 |
| 6496. | nomansland (nomansland3) | 93.91 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 6497. | KµkKain (kfzx) | 93.91 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 6498. | (spookydoggo) | 93.90 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 6499. | (rebolt) | 93.90 | 100% | 2023-01-04 |
| 6500. | Min (mini_tea) | 93.90 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 6501. | (kris_uniwolf) | 93.90 | 98% | 2019-11-28 |
| 6502. | (kangroos) | 93.90 | 97% | 2013-08-10 |
| 6503. | Shaikh Noman (pices_dude01) | 93.90 | 95% | 2013-10-23 |
| 6504. | Justyn (justynb) | 93.90 | 96% | 2016-09-06 |
| 6505. | (realbayne) | 93.89 | 96% | 2023-07-31 |
| 6506. | can't type :) (void7750) | 93.89 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6507. | (the_typing_g0d) | 93.89 | 95% | 2014-06-11 |
| 6508. | Skp (skpvwls) | 93.89 | 95% | 2012-01-16 |
| 6509. | (kristinchs) | 93.88 | 91% | 2014-03-06 |
| 6510. | (eternis) | 93.87 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 6511. | (maxbubby) | 93.87 | 98% | 2016-03-15 |
| 6512. | (mymomsaysimspecial) | 93.87 | 94% | 2014-08-21 |
| 6513. | (camps) | 93.86 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 6514. | (splomax) | 93.85 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 6515. | (zeal0us) | 93.85 | 99% | 2013-06-19 |
| 6516. | Shmuel (sambo60) | 93.85 | 98% | 2015-11-18 |
| 6517. | (itsarpeggio) | 93.84 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 6518. | (jovin) | 93.84 | 98% | 2013-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |