And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10928. | lag (wompywomp) | 95.76 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 10929. | BaconDeluxeMeal (atheling) | 95.76 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 10930. | Solomun (bwsdarthwookie) | 95.76 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 10931. | Kev (kevkevkevkevkev) | 95.76 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 10932. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 95.76 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 10933. | Guido (giantguido) | 95.76 | 96% | 2011-06-12 |
| 10934. | Ruzzel (ruzzelwidjaja) | 95.75 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 10935. | Kevin (nivekuil) | 95.75 | 96% | 2014-10-13 |
| 10936. | Issyah (issyah89) | 95.74 | 98% | 2016-06-23 |
| 10937. | lisa (pflanze) | 95.74 | 98% | 2014-02-25 |
| 10938. | steven (steventran334) | 95.73 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 10939. | Jeremy Renner (fatpotato21) | 95.73 | 99% | 2023-05-11 |
| 10940. | John (zlima12) | 95.73 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 10941. | Alex Amadori (tacchinotacchi) | 95.73 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 10942. | jstorfer (jstorfer) | 95.73 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 10943. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 95.73 | 99% | 2022-01-19 |
| 10944. | staticwasabi (staticwasabi) | 95.72 | 96.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 10945. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 95.72 | 96.6% | 2023-07-31 |
| 10946. | can't type :) (void7750) | 95.72 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 10947. | Juan (juanyougay) | 95.72 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 10948. | Tim (tpsherratt) | 95.72 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 10949. | Vaishnav (thecookingcardsman) | 95.72 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 10950. | Brennen (uglyer) | 95.72 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 10951. | danny (moumou) | 95.72 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 10952. | David (hydandata) | 95.72 | 99% | 2015-10-17 |
| 10953. | ayush (rocky1708) | 95.71 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 10954. | yoyokeepitup (keepitup) | 95.71 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 10955. | Vu (3nim3) | 95.71 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 10956. | aokepoke (dweepers) | 95.71 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 10957. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 95.71 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |