And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32068. | (hannesq) | 58.25 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 32069. | (brianrk25) | 58.25 | 97% | 2016-05-30 |
| 32070. | (nphau011) | 58.25 | 97% | 2013-08-01 |
| 32071. | (external) | 58.25 | 84% | 2014-05-04 |
| 32072. | (dayv) | 58.25 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 32073. | (weefei) | 58.24 | 96% | 2020-04-04 |
| 32074. | (unikon) | 58.24 | 93% | 2013-09-26 |
| 32075. | (muzammil2000) | 58.24 | 94% | 2016-07-14 |
| 32076. | (amrcncpprhd) | 58.24 | 94% | 2011-08-08 |
| 32077. | (jenol) | 58.23 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 32078. | matthew (ananiku) | 58.23 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 32079. | (schmucks) | 58.23 | 97% | 2020-01-18 |
| 32080. | (ivek) | 58.23 | 97% | 2015-06-21 |
| 32081. | Kevin (kevinwihriala) | 58.23 | 95% | 2016-04-30 |
| 32082. | (vkas990) | 58.23 | 92% | 2017-03-06 |
| 32083. | (mana) | 58.23 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 32084. | (vnes5a) | 58.22 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 32085. | (ctmusicnz) | 58.22 | 95% | 2013-01-31 |
| 32086. | (beanswithcheese) | 58.22 | 94% | 2021-09-11 |
| 32087. | (e1quem) | 58.22 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 32088. | (tryguy) | 58.22 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 32089. | (minwan) | 58.22 | 90% | 2015-02-26 |
| 32090. | (sveitser@gmail.com) | 58.22 | 93% | 2011-12-15 |
| 32091. | (guiru) | 58.21 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 32092. | Tehol (thewaitingman) | 58.21 | 95% | 2021-06-02 |
| 32093. | (parteek) | 58.21 | 94% | 2014-08-04 |
| 32094. | Mike (perforatesquid) | 58.21 | 92% | 2016-10-27 |
| 32095. | Konstantin (theabsurd) | 58.21 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 32096. | (turnerethan@ymail.com) | 58.21 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 32097. | Ruusm (ruusm) | 58.21 | 93% | 2011-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |