I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2496. | Vincent (kingvince160) | 84.86 | 97.8% | 2024-11-13 |
| 2497. | qwvl (qwvl) | 84.85 | 97% | 2025-06-15 |
| 2498. | G (imortallix) | 84.84 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 2499. | つき (tsuki24) | 84.84 | 96.8% | 2024-10-28 |
| 2500. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 84.80 | 96% | 2024-07-02 |
| 2501. | todoroki (icyhot2_111) | 84.76 | 96.2% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2502. | Jacqsault (jyan513) | 84.75 | 98.7% | 2023-12-06 |
| 2503. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 84.75 | 97.8% | 2024-07-24 |
| 2504. | Srijan (lego_11) | 84.74 | 96.5% | 2024-12-23 |
| 2505. | Simi (simandrei) | 84.73 | 97.1% | 2024-12-04 |
| 2506. | chckn (chckm) | 84.70 | 96% | 2024-10-31 |
| 2507. | TalentedViolet (talentedvio... | 84.68 | 96% | 2026-02-22 |
| 2508. | Cara (carasoup) | 84.65 | 95.9% | 2023-12-28 |
| 2509. | Themthiam (themthiam) | 84.63 | 97.6% | 2024-02-20 |
| 2510. | Nick (nickjane12349) | 84.61 | 99% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2511. | EscapeVelocity (escapeveloc... | 84.60 | 96% | 2023-10-07 |
| 2512. | Shahan Sanjid Khan (korosen... | 84.59 | 97% | 2024-06-25 |
| 2513. | Flow (vmscode) | 84.59 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 2514. | sakthi (sakthiram17_17) | 84.57 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2515. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 84.57 | 96% | 2025-12-06 |
| 2516. | Saad (saad9766) | 84.54 | 95.6% | 2024-05-23 |
| 2517. | Ade (itsade) | 84.54 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 2518. | 🐢yo (longliveyume) | 84.53 | 98% | 2026-03-31 |
| 2519. | De Jong (bequiet13) | 84.50 | 96.6% | 2025-02-25 |
| 2520. | Whirlo (whirlos) | 84.49 | 95.1% | 2024-09-15 |
| 2521. | BAM (big_ben6) | 84.47 | 97% | 2025-11-19 |
| 2522. | wtbeep (wtbeep) | 84.44 | 98% | 2025-11-18 |
| 2523. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 84.43 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 2524. | idk (idk_tbh2) | 84.42 | 97% | 2023-12-14 |
| 2525. | Michael (sickwithit41197) | 84.41 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |