I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6252. | Assertion (assertion) | 95.89 | 93% | 2016-05-21 |
| 6253. | Dara (adoran) | 95.88 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
| 6254. | Rudra (ryder_on_the_storm) | 95.88 | 97.8% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6255. | watchdominion.com (leegunner) | 95.88 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 6256. | Goscinny (goscinny) | 95.88 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 6257. | bool3max (bolemax_accuracy) | 95.88 | 98% | 2018-10-15 |
| 6258. | KronosBruh (kronosbruh) | 95.87 | 97% | 2023-09-24 |
| 6259. | (logan188mc) | 95.87 | 96.4% | 2023-12-28 |
| 6260. | Nathaniel (ndaljr) | 95.87 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 6261. | Ishtmeet (ish_75wpm) | 95.87 | 14% | 2016-06-25 |
| 6262. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 95.87 | 97% | 2016-05-02 |
| 6263. | Haise (craftergod21) | 95.87 | 98% | 2016-09-27 |
| 6264. | Lai (laiyr) | 95.86 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 6265. | JN (jn2019) | 95.86 | 97% | 2019-06-05 |
| 6266. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 95.86 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 6267. | Megan (siamesee) | 95.84 | 96% | 2025-05-28 |
| 6268. | Patrik (pbody) | 95.83 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 6269. | Andy (summermint) | 95.83 | 98% | 2018-06-10 |
| 6270. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 95.83 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 6271. | Vato (vmaskhulia) | 95.83 | 98% | 2016-05-13 |
| 6272. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 95.82 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 6273. | keyboardcrusader (ausmanbos... | 95.82 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 6274. | Fish (fishfosh) | 95.81 | 84% | 2016-07-22 |
| 6275. | Eric (mispelt) | 95.80 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 6276. | Roi (drone333) | 95.79 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 6277. | David (wisehomiedavid) | 95.79 | 96% | 2016-01-02 |
| 6278. | Charlie (chuck17) | 95.78 | 99% | 2024-09-23 |
| 6279. | tehmbot (timu) | 95.78 | 94% | 2016-04-28 |
| 6280. | TMM (matt0509) | 95.78 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 6281. | एक नेपाली (... | 95.77 | 92% | 2017-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |