So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19545. | (shadowstorm) | 68.53 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 19546. | Llama (awesomeness2000) | 68.53 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 19547. | Delicacy (delicacy_) | 68.52 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 19548. | (astaroth04) | 68.52 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 19549. | Please use an appropriate n... | 68.52 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 19550. | sungit2g (sungit2g) | 68.52 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 19551. | Cooper (coopy498) | 68.52 | 96% | 2017-07-16 |
| 19552. | nutmeg (jv13) | 68.51 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 19553. | james (chilty14) | 68.51 | 95% | 2022-03-30 |
| 19554. | kabbo (kabbo25) | 68.51 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 19555. | Ronaldy (yoga1212) | 68.51 | 96% | 2016-05-09 |
| 19556. | (warrenwangtennis) | 68.51 | 90% | 2015-02-11 |
| 19557. | (suhtwog) | 68.51 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 19558. | shah (shahfd) | 68.51 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 19559. | Eleanor (ocbeach) | 68.51 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 19560. | d2 (dittumon) | 68.51 | 92% | 2016-06-26 |
| 19561. | serafin (serafin) | 68.50 | 95% | 2011-06-04 |
| 19562. | chi (naviqq) | 68.50 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 19563. | Juan (vlect2) | 68.50 | 95% | 2021-11-07 |
| 19564. | crooow (urrmomscockroach) | 68.50 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 19565. | Ghost (anymesh) | 68.50 | 95% | 2013-09-11 |
| 19566. | Shaira (misshaira) | 68.50 | 89% | 2012-11-21 |
| 19567. | (hog7654) | 68.50 | 96% | 2015-07-27 |
| 19568. | (fastus) | 68.49 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
| 19569. | Daniel (deniyk) | 68.49 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 19570. | Shukuphido (shukuphido) | 68.49 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 19571. | (jsilvers27) | 68.49 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 19572. | (carluver69) | 68.49 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 19573. | (messier_104) | 68.49 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 19574. | phzi (phzi) | 68.48 | 87% | 2013-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |