Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37554. | vedika (vedika1234) | 38.09 | 94.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 37555. | Alex (nyswimmer) | 38.09 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 37556. | RaeLoni (raeloonietoon) | 38.09 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 37557. | BABAboi (sahiljangir) | 38.08 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 37558. | konstantinos (blue998) | 38.08 | 91% | 2013-07-04 |
| 37559. | Andy (andyeeeeee) | 38.08 | 93.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 37560. | Scarlet (scarlet) | 38.08 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 37561. | Nitin (nitin_00) | 38.06 | 92.4% | 2023-07-12 |
| 37562. | CommanderJiJi (jeromealmogu... | 38.06 | 91% | 2021-04-26 |
| 37563. | Rafael (runnyboy22) | 38.06 | 93% | 2013-05-25 |
| 37564. | sarah (sarah196) | 38.06 | 97% | 2011-08-13 |
| 37565. | Karajo (burat) | 38.06 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 37566. | christina (absolute) | 38.06 | 90% | 2012-07-01 |
| 37567. | Kaivalya (kaivalya_001) | 38.05 | 92% | 2023-01-12 |
| 37568. | Abrar Shah (abrar_shah) | 38.05 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 37569. | Marcos (aaraaguic) | 38.05 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 37570. | nananananacomeon (archxblitz) | 38.04 | 95% | 2015-04-24 |
| 37571. | Killer (killer_bi) | 38.04 | 90% | 2021-04-05 |
| 37572. | Mayth (melvinmelgar) | 38.04 | 93% | 2018-10-31 |
| 37573. | Ciao (ciao) | 38.04 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 37574. | Vladimir (vladimir) | 38.04 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 37575. | Abdul (snail89) | 38.04 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 37576. | Salwa (salwa1) | 38.04 | 91% | 2017-02-04 |
| 37577. | Briana (bjames) | 38.03 | 82% | 2016-02-02 |
| 37578. | Nixforest (nixforest) | 38.03 | 90% | 2015-07-08 |
| 37579. | zeta (zeta235) | 38.03 | 94% | 2021-04-03 |
| 37580. | Dante (dantex) | 38.03 | 89% | 2016-02-08 |
| 37581. | Sebastian (sebs215) | 38.02 | 92% | 2019-12-31 |
| 37582. | vishant (devilsingh) | 38.02 | 94% | 2022-09-03 |
| 37583. | Bryant (maliksi) | 38.02 | 87% | 2016-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |