I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 125. | meow (xrelative) | 168.03 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 126. | (levitations) | 167.98 | 99% | 2023-06-30 |
| 127. | Liban (hujala) | 167.90 | 100% | 2022-07-24 |
| 128. | (unbelievable_10) | 167.82 | 100% | 2024-08-27 |
| 129. | phlofy (phlofy) | 167.77 | 99% | 2025-12-09 |
| 130. | (altrocality) | 167.69 | 100% | 2025-09-19 |
| 131. | Steve (stev_cubed) | 167.61 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 132. | (fastaccount) | 167.56 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 133. | Poma Bean 🫛 (kerb_berb) | 167.53 | 100% | 2024-05-11 |
| 134. | (trashfish) | 167.40 | 98.4% | 2025-01-21 |
| 135. | MONN INDUSTRIES (monn_indus... | 167.15 | 99% | 2025-11-08 |
| 136. | new account fenno4 (fennomak) | 167.09 | 99% | 2022-06-23 |
| 137. | imduckies fart in my mouth ... | 166.89 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 138. | (super33) | 166.70 | 100% | 2025-09-16 |
| 139. | Abhi (abhib22) | 166.65 | 99% | 2022-11-29 |
| 140. | (tzy_dvorak) | 166.64 | 99.3% | 2025-04-12 |
| 141. | (vixt) | 166.50 | 100% | 2023-10-14 |
| 142. | (leonzalion) | 166.32 | 99% | 2021-05-19 |
| 143. | Derek (kikoman00) | 166.21 | 99% | 2022-05-10 |
| 144. | guy (grayeyes) | 166.19 | 99% | 2022-03-03 |
| 145. | NYE, New Year's Eve (guestc... | 166.13 | 98.4% | 2024-07-21 |
| 146. | (winterries) | 166.10 | 99% | 2026-03-01 |
| 147. | (erikjscott) | 166.08 | 99% | 2017-08-05 |
| 148. | vinnii (slowvinni) | 166.00 | 100% | 2021-04-05 |
| 149. | (j89243fj29) | 165.95 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 150. | (mononym_jisoo) | 165.77 | 99% | 2023-01-08 |
| 151. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 165.69 | 99.3% | 2024-04-05 |
| 152. | (dou_) | 165.67 | 99% | 2023-11-28 |
| 153. | (tlnv) | 165.40 | 100% | 2023-10-07 |
| 154. | Will (willhuangs2016nonquit) | 165.23 | 98.2% | 2024-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |