And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26728. | RevZach (revolutionary15) | 68.34 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 26729. | Inferno (infernoq_q) | 68.34 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 26730. | Tien (tiennvt) | 68.34 | 99% | 2017-06-30 |
| 26731. | Misiek (werwerwur) | 68.33 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 26732. | Dimitry (dvsemenu) | 68.33 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 26733. | ralph (realityloser) | 68.33 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 26734. | Dusty (dblack0823) | 68.33 | 92% | 2016-01-08 |
| 26735. | AJamal31 (ajamal31) | 68.33 | 91% | 2016-05-28 |
| 26736. | b (kitemio) | 68.33 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 26737. | hhello (mozraa) | 68.33 | 94% | 2023-07-10 |
| 26738. | Shashank (skkulkarni) | 68.33 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 26739. | Keef (millennm) | 68.32 | 98% | 2015-05-31 |
| 26740. | BOSS (ksantosh7460) | 68.32 | 97% | 2017-06-23 |
| 26741. | Ricky (rickykurniawan) | 68.32 | 95% | 2012-10-05 |
| 26742. | lex (lextonti) | 68.32 | 92% | 2013-07-23 |
| 26743. | Marshblocker (marshblocker) | 68.32 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 26744. | Dodo (sonic20) | 68.31 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 26745. | Tomas (ourob0ros) | 68.31 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 26746. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 68.31 | 95% | 2022-03-16 |
| 26747. | Tran (qsang) | 68.31 | 98% | 2019-03-14 |
| 26748. | vivi (vivilahv) | 68.31 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 26749. | Gourav (mrgaurav2001) | 68.31 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 26750. | Pancakeeee\(≧▽≦)/ (pa... | 68.31 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 26751. | Marwan (marwan_) | 68.30 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 26752. | N-ss-R (earthquack) | 68.30 | 92% | 2016-02-15 |
| 26753. | Hildebrand (hildebrand) | 68.30 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 26754. | Hong Kong Pig (sunnyhgbhlam) | 68.30 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 26755. | Ethan (zshooter0077) | 68.29 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 26756. | Drew (awh_tokyo) | 68.29 | 97% | 2014-10-05 |
| 26757. | Kiran (kiranas007) | 68.29 | 95% | 2012-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |