I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5979. | Seagull (sea_gull) | 98.39 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 5980. | 🔸Tornadox🔸 (riddickbr) | 98.39 | 97.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 5981. | D (dschrad) | 98.39 | 98% | 2017-01-21 |
| 5982. | Ryan (ryanmc99) | 98.38 | 96.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 5983. | I×Blazar×I (lblazarl) | 98.37 | 99% | 2021-02-10 |
| 5984. | Hiruku (utopia_hater) | 98.37 | 98.7% | 2024-09-19 |
| 5985. | Azurity (azurence) | 98.37 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 5986. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 98.37 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 5987. | Player3 (kyohank6) | 98.37 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| 5988. | Swiftfyre (msbukkuri) | 98.36 | 96.9% | 2024-01-29 |
| 5989. | nasolem (nasolem) | 98.36 | 97% | 2019-04-17 |
| 5990. | lvs (psychosomatic) | 98.35 | 98.4% | 2023-10-16 |
| 5991. | Deadeye (banterbry) | 98.35 | 96.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5992. | Casey (cylee22) | 98.34 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 5993. | wik (tictactoria) | 98.34 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 5994. | Schraali (schraali) | 98.34 | 99% | 2023-12-30 |
| 5995. | HUGEST IN THE ROOM (cerealk... | 98.33 | 97% | 2025-10-25 |
| 5996. | Eric (paarra) | 98.33 | 96% | 2024-09-23 |
| 5997. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 98.33 | 96.1% | 2024-04-25 |
| 5998. | Angelito (coolshoeshine) | 98.33 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 5999. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 98.33 | 95.8% | 2024-02-28 |
| 6000. | Said (surrenderordie) | 98.33 | 99% | 2022-06-21 |
| 6001. | Yuval (yuvalalfa) | 98.33 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 6002. | Joshua (stupidguyjosh) | 98.32 | 96.1% | 2024-12-27 |
| 6003. | Jon (jonthewidow18) | 98.31 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 6004. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 98.31 | 98.1% | 2023-08-11 |
| 6005. | sidd (siddvader) | 98.31 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 6006. | jazk (axaladyx) | 98.30 | 97.3% | 2024-08-06 |
| 6007. | myQQ1971694 (disfunc) | 98.30 | 21% | 2017-05-28 |
| 6008. | Chaws5 (chaws5) | 98.29 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |