Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4981. | Ajoy (ajoy1661) | 39.89 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 4982. | hau (hau1228) | 39.87 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 4983. | Jarren (killacherry) | 39.84 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 4984. | Andrew (apsworks) | 39.76 | 91% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4985. | John (dsumedh) | 39.68 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
| 4986. | Par (parpahoven) | 39.62 | 95% | 2019-07-09 |
| 4987. | Michael (pjcow1) | 39.61 | 94% | 2017-10-31 |
| 4988. | Brett (go271) | 39.48 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 4989. | Thomas (thomawsm) | 39.37 | 94% | 2018-10-18 |
| 4990. | SM (sm07) | 39.36 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 4991. | cody (codysuh) | 39.35 | 92% | 2017-12-31 |
| 4992. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 39.25 | 94% | 2018-05-24 |
| 4993. | Farhan (ft10) | 39.22 | 92% | 2019-09-02 |
| 4994. | Avaneesh (avaneeshasokan) | 38.75 | 96% | 2020-01-04 |
| 4995. | reaper (green_reaper) | 38.34 | 92% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4996. | Fola (goke) | 38.05 | 95% | 2018-08-25 |
| 4997. | fire (vivek_saini07) | 37.97 | 94% | 2018-05-26 |
| 4998. | Varun (varungopal4210) | 37.85 | 93% | 2020-01-03 |
| 4999. | Iris (isisiris) | 37.75 | 94% | 2019-07-24 |
| 5000. | See (drohbrief) | 37.59 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 5001. | ravi (ravi_thermax28) | 37.46 | 95% | 2019-02-23 |
| 5002. | Hunter (wizardhunter11) | 37.37 | 92% | 2020-01-14 |
| 5003. | Allritch (cleritch) | 37.26 | 94% | 2019-07-12 |
| 5004. | Ron (ronsar) | 36.82 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
| 5005. | Rakesh (sanku) | 36.64 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 5006. | soslow (speedlimit65er) | 36.43 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 5007. | Christina (cjkoikara) | 35.48 | 95% | 2019-09-02 |
| 5008. | Ammar (ammarsya4) | 34.98 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
| 5009. | Adam (oceanman10) | 34.75 | 95% | 2017-11-13 |
| 5010. | Miguel (xmilex) | 34.74 | 95% | 2018-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |