So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28510. | Petz (pdhs) | 55.08 | 89% | 2013-01-18 |
| 28511. | Marco (tsanuma) | 55.08 | 81% | 2015-02-02 |
| 28512. | yandi (yandimf) | 55.08 | 92% | 2014-04-25 |
| 28513. | Paul (2stalkers) | 55.08 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 28514. | RickyBobby (c0ntender) | 55.08 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 28515. | Cong (thcong) | 55.08 | 90% | 2011-07-18 |
| 28516. | Derek (tachio) | 55.08 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 28517. | shelby (shel) | 55.08 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 28518. | Steve (chinwaggysteve) | 55.08 | 96% | 2016-04-09 |
| 28519. | Gray (evlyra) | 55.07 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 28520. | Joshua (superfoot) | 55.07 | 90% | 2012-08-31 |
| 28521. | Leoinas (leoinas7) | 55.07 | 87% | 2016-12-09 |
| 28522. | Tsundere (tsundere_musume) | 55.07 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 28523. | Eric (xziled) | 55.07 | 95% | 2013-02-05 |
| 28524. | Josh (maxtyper) | 55.07 | 86% | 2011-09-26 |
| 28525. | Irfan (ifubablan) | 55.07 | 91% | 2012-02-26 |
| 28526. | seiti (seiti42) | 55.06 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 28527. | Rizu (isangchi) | 55.06 | 95% | 2017-05-19 |
| 28528. | rks (xmen2025) | 55.06 | 94% | 2012-10-23 |
| 28529. | viva (viva) | 55.06 | — | 2010-08-28 |
| 28530. | Rupesh (rupeshmor) | 55.06 | 92% | 2012-09-18 |
| 28531. | leonard (nardskie) | 55.06 | 91% | 2012-02-17 |
| 28532. | Michael (mikepl1999) | 55.05 | 94% | 2023-05-21 |
| 28533. | kristie (helokiti80) | 55.05 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 28534. | (nywiel) | 55.05 | 92% | 2014-06-03 |
| 28535. | Aswin (aswin994) | 55.05 | 84% | 2016-07-05 |
| 28536. | Tovic (todave) | 55.04 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 28537. | FRATNIX (fratnix) | 55.04 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 28538. | Risheet (risheet_7) | 55.04 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 28539. | Night (night417) | 55.04 | 98% | 2016-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |