To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy and unnecessary, but the fact remains that they serve as a sort of social weed-whacker eliminating unsavory growths from popping up in the world's finer gardens. The truth is that first impressions are usually lasting ones, and a bad first impression can sometimes be insurmountable.
—from The Metrosexual Guide to Style: A Handbook for the Modern Man, a book by Michael Flocker
Active since August 20, 2009.
341 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8306. | (mulluchian) | 96.68 | 97.9% | 2024-09-22 |
| 8307. | greed (greedthelazy) | 96.68 | 98% | 2025-06-16 |
| 8308. | Jacquees (ganasha) | 96.68 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 8309. | terence (youdecipher2) | 96.67 | 97% | 2019-09-16 |
| 8310. | Raynei (raynei) | 96.67 | 97.8% | 2024-03-28 |
| 8311. | Keychron Q1 (retromandibular) | 96.67 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 8312. | McKenzie (backflipper12) | 96.67 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 8313. | mrmine (mrmine) | 96.66 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 8314. | Jeramy (jeramy_with_an_a) | 96.66 | 96.5% | 2024-08-12 |
| 8315. | ccnc (cc_n_c) | 96.66 | 97.6% | 2024-03-06 |
| 8316. | Plankton (plankton04) | 96.66 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 8317. | Blake (backflip25) | 96.66 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8318. | Lazar (lb115) | 96.66 | 97% | 2017-03-15 |
| 8319. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 96.66 | 97% | 2011-06-08 |
| 8320. | Xirclair (diathem) | 96.65 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
| 8321. | Lemon (lobster01) | 96.65 | 98.9% | 2024-01-24 |
| 8322. | asthena (asthena) | 96.64 | 97% | 2024-07-08 |
| 8323. | Visionss (visionss) | 96.64 | 98.1% | 2024-08-15 |
| 8324. | Daddy (daddyfatsaks) | 96.64 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 8325. | Taco (tacobandit) | 96.64 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 8326. | Benji (benjifraser) | 96.63 | 95.6% | 2023-11-23 |
| 8327. | John (johnisimus) | 96.63 | 96% | 2013-12-11 |
| 8328. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 96.63 | 96.4% | 2024-04-15 |
| 8329. | Nyomi (nyomithevagabond) | 96.62 | 94% | 2014-11-19 |
| 8330. | Claire (lil_bouma) | 96.62 | 98% | 2025-07-26 |
| 8331. | Johnn (moppster) | 96.62 | 98% | 2015-10-09 |
| 8332. | Kent (weebkent) | 96.61 | 99% | 2025-02-24 |
| 8333. | Jtogsetd (jtogse822) | 96.61 | 97% | 2025-11-21 |
| 8334. | The Timminator (mrtimmyman) | 96.61 | 98% | 2024-01-20 |
| 8335. | deez (salt_tea) | 96.61 | 99% | 2019-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 136,913 | 74.17 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 75.37 | April 1, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 13 | 48.91 | February 3, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 8 | 67.66 | January 29, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 73.09 | October 8, 2021 |