So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22648. | ObiWanKeyboardobi (obiwanke... | 64.30 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 22649. | Albert (callmeal) | 64.30 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 22650. | Hitomi (hitomi1995) | 64.30 | 96% | 2012-10-23 |
| 22651. | ╬♥♦♣♠╬ (ngocvuong) | 64.30 | 95% | 2014-03-22 |
| 22652. | Vanessa (vanessahjp) | 64.29 | 96.9% | 2023-09-14 |
| 22653. | Nick (bongo_mess) | 64.29 | 95% | 2023-07-26 |
| 22654. | marvolo (happyraul) | 64.29 | 93% | 2016-11-30 |
| 22655. | Speed (speedking01) | 64.29 | 99% | 2017-07-04 |
| 22656. | Slower than you (hspislife) | 64.29 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 22657. | Leo (leo1123) | 64.29 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 22658. | Harshith (ghvsama_123) | 64.28 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 22659. | Rafał (simbao) | 64.28 | 96.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 22660. | Rusty (saddled) | 64.28 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 22661. | mykelliling (blush_spiker86) | 64.28 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 22662. | lex (lexzaid) | 64.28 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 22663. | Huy (ledinhhuy88) | 64.28 | 96% | 2016-04-04 |
| 22664. | Uriel Septim (historyelective) | 64.27 | 96% | 2013-04-17 |
| 22665. | Martin (martin060414) | 64.27 | 94% | 2020-11-20 |
| 22666. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 64.27 | 98.2% | 2023-08-12 |
| 22667. | Vish (vishdafish) | 64.27 | 95% | 2020-04-02 |
| 22668. | Jed (zhenya) | 64.27 | 98% | 2015-02-18 |
| 22669. | Arcana (flamothic) | 64.27 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 22670. | DrCid (drcid_lsvn) | 64.27 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 22671. | Yogesh (yogesh84) | 64.27 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 22672. | Antonio (monpig) | 64.27 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
| 22673. | Freiza (freiza) | 64.27 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 22674. | Ro (rthakur20) | 64.26 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 22675. | Schterfernie (schterfernie) | 64.26 | 97% | 2014-11-20 |
| 22676. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 64.26 | 94% | 2019-01-30 |
| 22677. | Srikanth (srikanth_sharma) | 64.26 | 95% | 2011-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |