The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1637. | Melissa (mel8402) | 67.35 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 1638. | David (syth) | 67.35 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 1639. | (a12456) | 67.34 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 1640. | Jiayi (jiayiliu) | 67.34 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1641. | Howie (howie4591) | 67.33 | 93% | 2016-10-05 |
| 1642. | Kevin (kevinjs) | 67.33 | 96% | 2012-05-22 |
| 1643. | m (greycubed) | 67.32 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 1644. | son_of_tele (son_of_tele) | 67.31 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 1645. | Ayan (ayan_007) | 67.31 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
| 1646. | ducthanh150792 (ducthanh150... | 67.31 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 1647. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 67.31 | 88% | 2015-12-20 |
| 1648. | James (defused) | 67.31 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 1649. | Nic (nalaro) | 67.30 | 91% | 2016-01-16 |
| 1650. | elgin (elgin) | 67.29 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 1651. | Sean (minimeme) | 67.28 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 1652. | hfour (hfour) | 67.27 | 84% | 2016-01-27 |
| 1653. | Fazli (fazli1702) | 67.26 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1654. | vishal (vishalkirthic@yahoo... | 67.26 | 97% | 2017-01-10 |
| 1655. | Poldo (poldokubo) | 67.26 | 90% | 2012-02-02 |
| 1656. | shan (drshanakbar) | 67.26 | 96% | 2011-08-17 |
| 1657. | cole (cmurph) | 67.26 | 93% | 2011-07-31 |
| 1658. | Dilly (cohen32113) | 67.24 | 96% | 2023-08-21 |
| 1659. | bryan (bryan2010) | 67.24 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 1660. | Kenyuki (kenyuki) | 67.24 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 1661. | Christopher (hancock4duke) | 67.24 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 1662. | Samir (wlansamir2001) | 67.23 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 1663. | Gee ButterSnaps (jevanfg) | 67.22 | 96% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1664. | Lostdawg3 (lostdawg3) | 67.22 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 1665. | Tom (javor) | 67.21 | 95.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 1666. | Max (doxus) | 67.21 | 96% | 2013-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |