The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22219. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 68.62 | 94% | 2019-05-23 |
| 22220. | Josh (razor_sharp7) | 68.62 | 98% | 2016-12-30 |
| 22221. | Rachel (rachelracer97) | 68.62 | 97% | 2022-10-16 |
| 22222. | Vishnuvardhan (coderag) | 68.62 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 22223. | Devin (dmkbills) | 68.62 | 94% | 2012-09-19 |
| 22224. | themastersss (themastersss) | 68.61 | 96% | 2022-11-12 |
| 22225. | rajesh (rmalli) | 68.61 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 22226. | ANONYMOUS (hacker_jalal) | 68.61 | 97% | 2023-10-13 |
| 22227. | blue1 (blue773) | 68.61 | 94% | 2013-06-16 |
| 22228. | Jeremy (mises) | 68.61 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 22229. | Nic (hoooosdifuh) | 68.61 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 22230. | mEdmOd (medmod) | 68.60 | 96% | 2018-08-15 |
| 22231. | xX_WeiTpuXxy69!_Xx (jmsmnlpz) | 68.60 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 22232. | James (jimmyt50) | 68.60 | 95% | 2021-09-20 |
| 22233. | david (daveidt) | 68.60 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 22234. | Baby (bonxate) | 68.60 | 97% | 2014-04-04 |
| 22235. | vishal (vishalkirthic@yahoo... | 68.59 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 22236. | Dleedirector (dleedirector9... | 68.59 | 96% | 2013-12-19 |
| 22237. | CXdur (cxdur) | 68.59 | 81% | 2012-06-16 |
| 22238. | Ahmed (ryu_hayabusa) | 68.59 | 96% | 2015-02-20 |
| 22239. | btkhoi.BGLM (btkhoi) | 68.59 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 22240. | Siblex (siblex) | 68.58 | 95% | 2016-12-12 |
| 22241. | Nanar (nanarboursal) | 68.58 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 22242. | Geth (gethman) | 68.58 | 96% | 2022-10-13 |
| 22243. | theFurlong (thefurlong) | 68.58 | 97.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 22244. | Dominic (hobomonkey5) | 68.58 | 96.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 22245. | PUBALO (pubalo_) | 68.58 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
| 22246. | Alex (ninjabassist777) | 68.58 | 100% | 2014-11-16 |
| 22247. | mohammed (mohad12211) | 68.57 | 93% | 2021-07-24 |
| 22248. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 68.57 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |