Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14990. | Babette (plidsi) | 76.97 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 14991. | Tiffany (fluffy0990) | 76.96 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 14992. | Yhannis (yhannis) | 76.96 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 14993. | Tommy (named after the gun)... | 76.96 | 98% | 2014-08-07 |
| 14994. | derpy ツ (derpaliciousyness) | 76.96 | 98% | 2014-12-03 |
| 14995. | jaap (gatygun) | 76.96 | 91% | 2012-10-06 |
| 14996. | Tu (doangiangyen) | 76.96 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 14997. | Pack (packerisnoob) | 76.95 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 14998. | Kasper (kaspervdw) | 76.95 | 91% | 2013-07-25 |
| 14999. | gaule (gaule) | 76.95 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 15000. | Uladzislau (vlad_13_borisov) | 76.95 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 15001. | Taylor (tylrd) | 76.95 | 96% | 2012-07-27 |
| 15002. | kw (k4dota) | 76.95 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 15003. | Charlie (pyrotix) | 76.95 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 15004. | Masturbear (masturbear) | 76.95 | 96% | 2013-09-05 |
| 15005. | LEdio (lediogjyzeli) | 76.95 | 92% | 2016-12-15 |
| 15006. | Alex (alexsong) | 76.94 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 15007. | bakha611 (bakha611) | 76.94 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
| 15008. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 76.94 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 15009. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 76.94 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 15010. | Vishal (vishalb) | 76.94 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 15011. | Elliot (uclacivil) | 76.94 | 94% | 2011-05-28 |
| 15012. | hfour (hfour) | 76.94 | 91% | 2016-02-07 |
| 15013. | Jessica (deaths_discomfort) | 76.94 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 15014. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 76.93 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
| 15015. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 76.93 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 15016. | Anthony (avchen) | 76.93 | 94% | 2014-10-10 |
| 15017. | Jayson (itsjaysonfr) | 76.93 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 15018. | Clint (yourmami) | 76.93 | 96% | 2012-11-05 |
| 15019. | Bob (caseofthereds) | 76.93 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |