The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14784. | Blatta (blatta_orientalis) | 80.47 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 14785. | Nam (nchu027) | 80.47 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14786. | Liane (lianesol) | 80.47 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 14787. | Jonathan (tobeak1026) | 80.46 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 14788. | someone (someone845) | 80.46 | 98% | 2014-02-07 |
| 14789. | Eric (isoh) | 80.46 | 93% | 2013-04-08 |
| 14790. | Chan (chanjamie3) | 80.46 | 97% | 2017-03-26 |
| 14791. | Ilkka (meemusis) | 80.45 | 95% | 2017-07-16 |
| 14792. | Joanne (joannelu) | 80.45 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 14793. | George (peposss) | 80.45 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 14794. | Eric (yellowblankets) | 80.45 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 14795. | Megan (ihatetyping15) | 80.45 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14796. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 80.45 | 97% | 2016-05-22 |
| 14797. | sabitovski (tursabihami) | 80.45 | 95% | 2014-05-04 |
| 14798. | SISARK4 (sisark4) | 80.45 | 92% | 2015-01-11 |
| 14799. | Edmund (edboogie) | 80.45 | 98% | 2014-07-13 |
| 14800. | Xassie (xassie) | 80.44 | 95% | 2021-11-16 |
| 14801. | Neal (cynicalone) | 80.44 | 89% | 2015-10-01 |
| 14802. | Mike (zuukr) | 80.44 | 91% | 2015-12-29 |
| 14803. | Invincibolos (invincibolos) | 80.44 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 14804. | İbrahim Can (ibrahimcan) | 80.44 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 14805. | Brother (fancyasspigeon) | 80.44 | 99% | 2021-07-25 |
| 14806. | Casey (cdking12) | 80.44 | 98% | 2016-03-10 |
| 14807. | twoheadedboy (grapes_2005) | 80.44 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 14808. | Vishal (vishalb) | 80.44 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 14809. | Dan (zerpp) | 80.44 | 93% | 2014-03-16 |
| 14810. | Aleksa (aaleksaa) | 80.44 | 96% | 2016-04-29 |
| 14811. | Jaedan (jaedan3101) | 80.43 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 14812. | bryan (bwyan1849) | 80.43 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 14813. | Phillip (phillip_kim) | 80.43 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |